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Just keep it casual Grams. The cop won’t even notice. – Ms. Fix-It

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Either that or you need to fumigate for metal eating bacteria. – Ms. Fix-It

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Who loves stripes and has a busted futon? That chick. – Ms. Fix-It

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Grab my hand! GRAB MY HAND! Nooooooooo! – Ms. Fix-It

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Why thank you wire hanger. Joan Crawford was so wrong about you. – Ms. Fix-It

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And I thought I didn’t have time to work Frog Pose into my daily routine. – Ms. Fix-It

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Man, these prison escape movies get worse every year. – Ms. Fix-It

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Do a doughnut! Maybe we can make it crest. Where’s my surfboard? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “The children to be sacrificed are in place and bound with chains as you have demanded, oh mighty Poseidon. Release the Kraken!”

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Ugh. I can hear the little feet scraping against the metal. My mental ears… – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer TheHeadlessSourceMan says, “Doc Ock reaches for the corn flakes…”

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I knew I should have eavesdropped on my brother’s Cub Scout meetings. What kind of knot is that? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Pookie says, “Mr Brick is experiencing the world’s slowest death by hanging.”