More To The Left. Not Your Left. My Left!
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Guys? Why is the world all spinney and slanted? I knew that leprechaun laced my drink. – Ms. Fix-It
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In Case of Fire, Don’t Forget Bolt Cutters
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Enjoy this train wreck of irony? If so, check out more at Friends Of Irony!
Take your keys? Don’t be ridiculous. You’re grown people with enough sense not to drive drunk. But just in case… – Ms. Fix-It
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Limbo Is All Set For Urban Kludge Party
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Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Fixers! In honor of the patron saint of Ireland, I will be getting wasted at work showing my support with green tinted kludges! If you’re not the celebrating sort, non-green versions are available by clicking on the photos. Now who wants to limbo? -Ms. Fix-It
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Calculated Desperation

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Most kids get a TI-89 without even considering its illustrious past. Much like the precursor to the T-800, this calculator is functional but not pretty.
Favorite Comment: Fixer Thadius says, “I wouldn’t be so quick to judge that the switch turns on/off the calculator. For all we know, that’s a kludged doomsday device activation protocol.”
UPDATE: They See Us Kludgin’, They Hatin’

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Ten free Internets to the Fixer that comes up with the lyrics to “Kludgin’ Dirty”. Entertain me. Annnnd, go! – Ms. Fix-It
On this historic post, there will be no Favorite Comment. Instead I present you with a poll! There were a lot of funny klugdin’ rhymes but these two really went above and beyond. Who do you think deserves to be the author of the “Official Kludgin’ Dirty” lyrics? Voting will be open thru Monday morning at which time the winner will be announced and Operation: Get Weir Al’s Attention will begin! Both finalists after the jump!
Even Cirque Du Soleil Technicians Are Impressive
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Are those beer cans dangling from the scaffolding? If so, looks like Cirque is doing a redneck run. Redneck, contorting clowns…no thanks. *shudder* – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Time Kitten says, “That man has counterweights of steel to be on that rig.”
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Unicycle Training Wheels?

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Anyone else hear the circus music in their head? Just me? Oh…
Favorite Comment(s): Fixer snash plays the straight man by asking, “How on earth do you pull the break? Might take some exercise to be able to pull the handle with no hands…..”
AND: Fixer Little Girl Blue replies, “One word: Kegels.”
Self-Sustaining Power Achieved!

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In my reality, there is a mouse on a treadmill hooked behind the wall. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Thor says, “All I know is that if I could do that I wouldn’t need to leave the house.”





