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Either that, or Extreme Cheerleading Tryouts went worse than expected… -Ms. Fix-It

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Thanks for all the Fixers that pointed out that YOU TOO can be cool as a cop!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says (in the late Billy May’s voice I assume), “The inflatable protect-o-cop fills with air in less than two minutes. Simply set him up to “keep an eye on things” while you take your time on an extended break. His lifelike appearance will make anyone in the area think twice about misbehaving! Just 5 easy payments of $19.95.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer PenGryphon says, “Peter Pan once again finds himself perplexed by the modern DIY-ers.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Jeff Lichtman says, “See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand!
O that I were a glove upon that hand,
that I might YIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Stevo says, “Here’s a contractor who refused to cut corners, no matter what the circumstances.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Mailman says, “(Whispering) Here, we see the Abomineer in its native habitat. The Abomineer is working on its “kludge,” a peculiar object not found to help the creature in survival, finding food, or mating. This particular Abomineer has adopted camouflage that is most ingenious for its kind. After examining its behavior closely, it is the opinion of the world’s leading biologists that this Abomineer is attempting to look like a magazine. The Abomineer is attempting to hide from its natural enemy, the Quality Control Ferret. Look! A Ferret is approaching. Let’s watch.”

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Favorite Comment(s)!: Fixer noricum asks what we’re all thinking, “The real question is, how did he cut the piece of wood to start with?”
Reply: Fixer Stoneshop knows! “With a screwdriver for a chisel and a Stilson wrench for a hammer. Took off the rough edges with a cheese grater, then pushed the nail through in a bench vise.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Despite the snickers and cold, steely comments from the pair of locking pliers, the clothespin held fast. It would not be deterred from fulfilling its apparently only role of providing aesthetic value.
(tearing up and voice beginning to waver) May that little clothespin’s attitude be an inspiration to us all! *sniff* I’ll be alright…just give me a minute. (blows nose)”