The handcuffs are a keychain. Hanging off of one of the handles probably made for a better picture than with the key inserted in the ignition. Or there was no way to keep the key partially in the ignition while attached to the handcuffs and there’s an annoying beeping with the door open and/or seatbelt undone.
I want one of those!
Shouldn’t that be a Captain Morgan shifter?
why did he handcuff vodka to the steering wheel XP…(yes i realize im an idiot)
Can that even be legal?
Must not have power steering.
@niki
Really, for the full pirate look he should have gone with a bottle of rum instead.
Love the Absolut shifter!
Maybe if he/she had no legs….
Thanks for the idea!!
mk1 jetta ftw
All I can say is “Arrggg. Captain of the VW! Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of vodka?”
In a Jetta, that’s a classic
and now im of to ebay…
@niki
Are you sure its handcuffed to the vodka bottle?
is the trunk made into the brig?
Yarr harr fiddledy dee
Being a pirate is alright with me
Do what ya want ’cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!
The handcuffs are a keychain. Hanging off of one of the handles probably made for a better picture than with the key inserted in the ignition. Or there was no way to keep the key partially in the ignition while attached to the handcuffs and there’s an annoying beeping with the door open and/or seatbelt undone.
I also cast my vote for rum instead of vodka.
Love this
Bitch’n!
Rum. The vodka is seriously lame.
If a house is a man’s castle, then shouldn’t his car be his ship? I wonder if anyone calls his car a “land yacht”?
What that steering wheel be?
Arrr, it’s drivin me nuts!
Well, he’s ready for September 19th.
Congragulations! You just found Jack Sparrow’s Volkswagen.
That wheel is freakin awesome! I would so drive one of those.
I would be left with badly bruised legs each time I took it out for a spin…
I think it would be illegal around here too, falling under the “suicide knob” laws.
Hah, well at least he has his priorities in order, look at the nice after-market stereo in the dash.
It is a lady’s car as in an accident a man would not want to take one of those pokes in the….
i wonder if that shift knob breaks any open container laws…
that jetta looks like it has a bad case of scurvy!
OHHHHHH who lives in a volkswagon under the sea!
Why is the rum always gone?? …I had to say it. :3
Garrrrrrrr
Steering wheel came off a
American motors marlin!
WIN!!!
Is this the Long John Silvers NASCAR?
Jack Sparrow’s Car!!