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  1. QuickFix says:

    Hard to believe I am the first to comment on this. Now that the cops see this going on, are we to surmise there will be Lawnmower Roadblock Sobriety Checkpoints?

  2. The Cat says:

    I actually saw a lawnmower with a cupholder in the store the other day. No beer holder though.

  3. Kurt says:

    Heh, at least he’s got good taste in beer. FWIW, my riding mower has a cupholder. Never thought to use it for beer, though. Hmmm.

  4. Badgirl says:

    the mow line looks pretty straight… so far

  5. Allison says:

    This is not kludge. This is genius!!!!

  6. afishyaknoto says:

    What the heck else would a cup holder be for except beer. Who drinks water?

  7. Middlegoat says:

    Shaken, not stirred!

  8. AladinSane says:

    This would be genius if he weren’t drinking a beer that is lil more than colored water…

  9. notanengineer says:

    the “beer song” by Weird Al Yankovich or “I’ve drunk every beer” totally fits to the picture… (just search the terms above on youtube…) :-D

    btw… if this ends in an accident (limb + lawnmower knife = ?) the insurance company won’t pay …. (especially if it’s HMO!) :-P

  10. Mikey Cav says:

    Bottle cage and zip ties. I hope future anthropologists can figure it out. ;)

  11. Rampart says:

    I agree, allison, best mod ever :)

  12. dono1 says:

    “Caution: Objects on lawn may appear blurry.”

  13. EzThyme says:

    I think I just found that elusive inspiration for getting someone else to mow the lawn. Brilliant 8)

  14. DG says:

    Explains why the lawn is half done?! Half cut more like!! ;)

  15. Candace says:

    LMAO at everyone. People will be getting MWI (Mowing While Intoxicated). The police will do anything for more revenue.

  16. keith says:

    he needs a long piece of hose now

  17. dono1 says:

    Looks like the grass clippings aren’t the only thing that’s half in the bag…

  18. Josef says:

    No stupid idea however unfortunately without cooling

  19. skinnypup says:

    Every mower needs a beer holder!

  20. Bubbles says:

    It’s Mr Lahey’s mower, probably on his way to pick up some cheeseburgers for Randy.

  21. Alan says:

    He’s probably got something rigged up to effortlessly beat his wife as well.

  22. Kristine says:

    I have often pondered how to do this! The problem is how to keep the beer from bouncing out of the can…these things don’t have the smooth ride they used to (mine is a push model!)…pure genius here…my hat is off!

  23. Doug says:

    George Jones, the early years.

  24. glitch says:

    lawn boy never thought of this!!!!

  25. Now _that’s_ actually quite clever! Nothing like mowing the lawn in your bare feet while drunker than a Kennedy, is there? LOL.

  26. Fnorky the Fixer says:

    You have it all arong, y’all. He’s already done drunk the beer and now he’s repaying the loan. It’s a portable outhouse and them’s real handy.

  27. Taneer says:

    You know, you shouldn’t drink and drive.

    Oh, you’re not driving? You’re just rolling a spinning blade over your lawn with feet only inches away from the underside? Ah, well, then that’s ok.

  28. reddog says:

    WHAT LAWN ? WTF!!!!!

  29. hunterje says:

    Don’t see why it’s a problem that the lawn’s half-done — the beer’s only half-gone, too!

  30. steve says:

    Brilliant.

  31. Goodfellow says:

    Anyone else find it slightly sterotypical that it’s a Mexican beer?

  32. Elkian says:

    I doubt those rows are straight…

  33. kevbo says:

    @Candace
    Only if it is self propelled ;)

  34. larry kanyonga says:

    grean invent… but SOL beer sucks


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