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Purified Water Doesn't Work Like That


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Submitted By: Ryan L

Favorite Comment: Fixer Mort says, “so if i put a beer can on my faucet does that mean i’ll have unlimited old milwaukee?”

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  1. dono1 says:

    “Bottled at the source”

  2. Claudio says:

    ….e quem nunca fez uma gambiarra desse estilo….

  3. 1slick1 says:

    Splatter guard

  4. Gerbennjoh says:

    How to make pure mineral water

  5. Kim says:

    Maybe granite countertops are not a cost effective choice when you can’t afford to get your faucet fixed.

  6. Jason says:

    That’s basically what bottled water is anyway :P

  7. afishyaknoto says:

    This proves it Aquafina is tap water.

  8. wind says:

    nothing looks like its broken in the first place

  9. Ryan says:

    To clarify: The top half of the faucet was snapped off, thus when you turned it on in sent a stream of water flying into the wall on the other end of the kitchen. The bottle fixed that.

  10. WN says:

    My guess is that the faucet is missing the aerator, which makes the stream of water consistent. Without it, it splatters and shoots everywhere when you turn on the water. An aerator at a hardware store costs less than a bottle of water…

  11. Xenmstr says:

    @wind
    look inside the bottle. the faucet is cut off about half way.

  12. mort says:

    so if i put a beer can on my faucet does that mean i’ll have unlimited old milwaukee?

  13. Paddy says:

    This is just awesome.

  14. KitFox says:

    That’s a twin basin, with a fixed-position tap supplying one basin only. The bottle allows the water stream to be redirected to the other basin too.

  15. Pat says:

    Purified water: You’re doing it wrong!

  16. Zhoen says:

    Yeah, I figured it for a splash guard. Still, the water is probably better than the stuff that came in the bottle originally.

  17. dono1 says:

    @Ryan
    You wouldn’t by any chance own a Days Inn in MA, would you?

  18. dorogzultan says:

    This is a swivel kitchen faucet, that normally would have a pull out shower head like sprayer, that is missing, most likely this is a bank repo-d house, where the previous evicted owner has made a few attempts to sabotage the house, and these parts are very hard to find for designer faucets. Looks funny though!

  19. gzuckier says:

    @dorogzultan
    ah, now that makes sense.

  20. Ryan says:

    dono1 :
    @Ryan
    You wouldn’t by any chance own a Days Inn in MA, would you?

    I wouldn’t

    dorogzultan :
    This is a swivel kitchen faucet, that normally would have a pull out shower head like sprayer, that is missing, most likely this is a bank repo-d house, where the previous evicted owner has made a few attempts to sabotage the house, and these parts are very hard to find for designer faucets. Looks funny though!

    The part about the faucet itself is correct. However, instead of a disgruntled ex home owner breaking it, it was the pure airheadedness of a family member.

  21. dank414 says:

    A real commercial design.

  22. ///B/// says:

    @mort

    mort :so if i put a beer can on my faucet does that mean i’ll have unlimited old milwaukee?

    Sure does, they’ve been making Old Milwaukee for decades just that way.
    You don’t actually think it’s real beer , do you?

  23. Thee Partee says:

    Ryan :
    To clarify: The top half of the faucet was snapped off, thus when you turned it on in sent a stream of water flying into the wall on the other end of the kitchen. The bottle fixed that.

    …..”The bottle fixed that.” LOL !!!

  24. Pongo Snodgrass says:

    I wonder if that bottle had just been used for a bong?

  25. Moen-ish says:

    Aquafina Buy it for Looks, Buy it for Life

  26. KateK says:

    @Kim
    I was thinking the same thing when I saw it. You have GORGEOUS, EXPENSIVE counter tops, and redneck plumbing. So SAD!

  27. OtakuCynic says:

    @mort
    I’ll have whatever’s on tap please.

  28. Dani says:

    hey! purified water is recycled water. not the water out the tap unless your counrty does that. yuke?!

  29. m4xwellmurd3r says:

    lmao my friends faucet is exactly the same as this, and it broke, the same way this did, and we fixed it, the exact same way as this (with a freakin aquafina bottle too) though, he doesn’t have marble counters, and the only reason why it’s not fixed yet, is because they can’t fix it, and don’t have the money to have someone repair it (since their store went bankrupt recently and shit)

    but man, that’s too funny


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