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Ummm… are those… MOTHERBOARDS??
Don’t be afraid! its not invincible! Apon closer inspection we noticed a small thermal exhaust port on the starboard size about 2 meters in size…
a precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the system. the shaft is ray shielded so you’ll have to use proton torpedoes
IT’s THE DEATH STAR!!! IT IS REAL!!!
Buy it quick before it gets RAM’d.
lol!
That’s the worst case of road rash I’ve ever seen!
I’m a trekkie, and that is the best Borgification I’ve ever seen.
WE ARE THE BORG, RESISTANCE IS CARTILE
Kludge? This looks like a win to me.
Motherboards?
These chips didn’t make my computer go faster… but maybe they will work for my car…
Not Kludge. Art!
@dono1
That wasn’t punny o.o
That’s no moon, it’s a space station!
It’s for sale, sweet.
Awful lot of heat sinks there. Guess that’s cheaper than fixing the air conditioning.
Why worry about aerodynamics, when you can have the Death Star look?
This battle station is fully operational… with new transmission and brakes! Make Offer.
His other car is a Death Star.
I was going to mention something about the racing circuit but I thought that might be too highbrow for you.
Did anyone else notice it’s also up for SALE?! Uh, yeah.
Just what do you think you are doing, Dave?
I know that you and Frank were planning to sell me, and I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen….
@dono1
Oh, I like that one!
That will definitely crash. The car got windows.
If Warlock were a car…
someone should tell the people of this fine town of a brilliant new idea. it’s called sidewalks.
We are Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
@Fashoom: I’d bet money the street is old enough that sidewalks were a brilliant new idea—at least for residential neighborhoods.
My car gets pretty dirty between washings. But, never so much that tiny civilizations evolve and build cities on it…
@Demetrius
LOL, that’s was a funny one.
This car had a iPod dock way before Apple invented it!
I don’t know if the chips have *parallel* architecture for easy parking…
I pray the driver of that vehicle never faces a BSOD…
Couldn’t resist…
Yo dawg, I hear you like computers so we put a motherboard on your car so you can compute while you drive. Here is your keys and you have officially been pimped.
Dunno about horsepower but it’s got some serious processing power. Bet it downloads fast. In the winter it’s got quite the hard drive too.
I see it’s for sale. I’ll trade it for these two droids.
@Fashoom
that strip of white between the street and grass over on the right…looks like a sidewalk to me.
@Thomas
+1 internets.
@Thomas
Nicely done.
So if you run into a crowd of smurfs with this, would you get a blue screen of death?
that one was hilarious! OMGLOL!
or if you ran into a KFC building, would it be a kernel panic?
When test driving remember not to hit 88mph or you’ll activate the flux capacitor that is bound to be in there somewhere….
i can see *3* For Sale signs in the windows…
“honey i’ve really got my eyes set on that car covered in motherboards.”
Oh look, it’s a Ford Pentium.
@D.
They need to try this on a greyhound, so people will ask about the bus speed.
The current comment thread is out of memory. Need to reboot…
Yep! Clearly an RS232 model.
is that a sedan or a coupe form factor?
Ram raiders of the lost car park,
Do I need to press the start button to stop the engine?
Hold on a sec. Gotta boot up before we can take off. Doing full memory checks on all motherboards. Might be a while. Glad I’m not a pizza guy.
That’s actually pretty cool. Very nice Borg like effect.
He’s probably have a better chance of selling it if it wasn’t solid grey.
A greeble car?
“Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed…”
that makes a dual quadra million core computer
@Demetrius
No kidding. Wasn’t there a Futurama episode like this?
He asked for new RIMs but he got RAMs instead!
…pelo menos não vai arranhar a pintura.
A bold experiment in aerodynamics… The nurnymobile!
The steering wheel appears to be a small cabinet.
Beep! Reporting for duty, master! Who needs wing mirrors?
A product of Silicon Alley?
Am I wrong or there is a “For Sale” sign on the pannel?
LMFAO
This is one of those towns where side walks are only on one side and if you look at the right side of the pic you see them clearly
My God…that is seriously awesome…
Are those computer parts? WOW! I’m impressed.
Me want one.
Back to the future !!!!!!
This would definitely annoy my neighbors if I parked it outside of my house. I WANT!
This Escort has a bad motivator!
You know you are a geek if you enjoyed this thread.
I think this might be my favorite thread so far.
Mazda 323.
@Laminar
Correction:
“This Escort has a bad Mazda 323!”
(You know, I think it was funnier the way it was.)
This is not your Mother’s car.
@Laminar
Yes but it is the model with Direct Injection, so it is a 32D3
“You wouldn’t download a car…..”
@Daniel: You mean an R32D3.
looks like a car assimilated by the BORG.
Resistance is futile!!
That’s not a moon… it’s a Mazda.
Washing this car by hand would be a real pain in the ass, and I don’t think any auto carwash would let you in, either. Maybe that’s why everything is charcoal grey on this heap. Hides the dirt.
ive always wanted a computer that could get me to maccas and back
lmfao
Intel Outside
reminds me of the geek nerds frat house ..this guy thinks he’s gonna get top $$$ for this wreck
I used to hand wash my T-16 back home with womp rats and they’re not much bigger than two meters.
Back in my day, the targeting computer took up the entire outside of the car!
XD XD I don’t wanna see the BSOD on the windshield XD XD XD XD
Due to the poor economy Hollywood has been forced to combine the Star Trek and Back to the Future franchises. Their first effort will star Patrick Stewart and Michael J. Fox in “Borg to the Future”.
“Marty, we have to do something about your kids. They’ve been assimilated!”
Coming this fall to a theater near you.
I just wonder where Luke has to fly in to destroy the whole thing in one miraculous shot.
It’s a BORG car!
An Interesting post Indeed! Looking forward to future posts!
And it’s for sale!? How much?
@Clint
Hah! Greeble was the first thing I thought when I saw it too.
@vegance
is it a computerchip car? or LEGOS?
WIN!!!
If anybody does buy it I’d be happy to chip in.
How many calculations per second?
And with Morpheus at the helm, I give you the Nebuchadnezzar…
This water-cooled program model comes with a fresh install of Windows. You see that hood? RAM air, baby. It’s very reliable and has never crashed.
While it doesn’t have any anti-virus, we did include a complimentary box of tissues, as well as a spare set of keys.
This would go great with my license plates…GRLGEEK
FYI not all towns have sidewalks, my town simply has a white line 2 ft from the side of the road that is our “sidewalk”
the new 2011 Commodore V-64!
And it’s for SALE, too!! I TOTALLY WANT THAT!
this car was obviously seen in Ann Arbor or Ypsilanti MI. gotta be a michigander.
IT’S A TRAP
Transformers! Robots in disguise!
hahahah i saw that supercomputer in the space station like last week on late night tv lol i picked up on that lmao
@dono1
Do you HAVE to be rude to EVERYONE?! What in the HECK gives you the right to be rude to everyone that doesn’t kiss your ass? HUH?
@rckrmoo
They just haven’t finished rolling the sidewalks up for the night, yet.
She’ll make point five past the speed limit. She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid. I’ve made a lot of special modifications myself.
It’s like one of those pin things; And on the back, an imprint of the faces of all the people you’ve stuffed in the trunk!
Washington state license plate…somehow I wouldn’t be surprised to see this driving around my neighborhood…
Lego has gone too far
Now that is what I call a smart car!
This car looks like I should be flying an X-Wing down one of its trenches and taking a shot at an exhaust port thats no bigger than 2 meters……BOOM!
Is THAT what the third version of the Death Star was supposed to look like? Where are some good photon torpedoes when you need em?
Comes with on-board computer.
Who’s fixing the car, the mechanics or the technicians?
You’ll never pick up chicks with your mother on-board
@sparticus1701
resistance is futile!!
Looks like the model used for the up close Death Star from Star Wars.
STAR WARS CAR *sings the star wars theme* xD btw awsome car.
ohh that is maaaad sexie!
omg its the geek mobile i want it i wonder if the processors were left on lol
@dono1
lol thats funnny
Ehmm…back to the future?!
Before the creator of TRON decided it would be cooler to have motorbikes inside the computer.
Please tell me that works.. I need a new computer!
It needs an X-Wing Fighter for a hood ornament!
there is a small thermal exhaust port thats only 2 inches wide located here on the back, use your proton potatoes.
Kitbashing FTW! George Lucas would be proud!
Chipped paint.
Dude! Someone chipped your paint!
No actually the owner made a really big deal about chipped paint and did it over with that. Don’t you wonder if it flies?
Now you can make it to school in time AND finish up that pesky internet research paper!
Well that’s one way to supply the necessary 1.21 gigawatts.
What system are they running on that?
Windows 2?
I knew that they would find a use for all the left over parts of the death star…..crap…did someone remember to cover the exhaust pipe this time….we don’t need a repeat of the last two times.
omg the deathstar car!! now they’re gonna make a Prius one and even mini vader cant fit.
DO WANT
Isn’t it funny how there’s a for sale sign in the front??
the borg has started to assimilate earth!
My first car had no chips at all beyond the voltage regulator for charging the battery (the one that controls the alternators rotor coil), the one making spark timing and the radio. Then I got an Omni. Had several CPUs. Then I got a Corolla. Many CPUs and chips. That car in the pic has more than any car I’ve ever seen. Wonder if it has wifi?
My car goes from 0 to 3.4Ghz in 2.5 seconds. BEAT THAT!
I wonder if it makes it to “Ludicrous Speed”. Although you would assume he would tie a plaid shirt behind it…
All he needs is a flux capacitor and it’s next stop: 1955
Is it just me or is this the first car-computer hybrid? also, HOLY CRAP MACHINES CAN REPRODUCE
This is EPIC