At Least You Won't Be Picking Ticks Off Your Butt
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Fireman says, “By the way there is something to be said for a toilet with armrests… 
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What, no duct tape newspaper holder? Big phail.
OMG – what have they done to Chair?!
nice
Square ass crapper!
This is how to get lush green lawn!
Green Living List:
-Hybrid Car…check
-Solar Panels….check
-Receycle Bins….check
-CFL bulbs….check
-Lawn Fertilizer System…..hmmm…
They could have at least dug a hole!
Fitting a round peg in a square hole?
I went to Africa a couple of years ago and we built something similar to this since they used Turkish toilets in the outer areas and this was much more comfortable to us westerners.
Either that or fitted it with caster wheels.
ok i get that this is a latrine for people who shit grass, but what’s the TP for?
@Evan
Oooh, they’ll regret that. Do not mess with Chair.
Got that one beat, we made a latrine seat with hammer, nails, and a discarded pallet for a field exercise.
If you are crapping in a hole for 3 weeks, something like this is really nice to have. Judging from the setting, that one’s for cat holes, digging down about 6-12 inches, doing your business and covering it up.
Join the Army and you learn more than you ever wanted to know about poo.
…..em acampamento isso daí é uma beleza….
Seems quite commodious.
Not to invent an anti-dingleberry device.
Hmm… I’m gonna hang on to my disbelief on this one. (calling B.S. seems rude) It looks too “posed”. Yeah… These chairs break slats and can end up like this. But, I don’t think anyone really uses this as a toilet.
So that’s where the bears do it.
The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind…
@markm
Yeah, where are the cartoon dancing bear and duck?
That’s no toilet, that’s a birthing chair.
Hey Princess – “That’s no toilet, that’s a birthing chair.”
If that is a birthing chair – they gonna need more TP – just sayin.
@Demetrius
Have I got news for you…
I’ve actually made and used one of these things before. You see, when you’re camping out in the wild and there’s no such thing as a bathroom, you have to dig a hole. When you’re camping out in the wild and you just pulled a muscle in your back, this $10 solution is a gift from heaven.
Though mine didn’t have a fancy TP dispenser.
Indeed, we made something similar too on a hunting trip in northern Canada. It was a rustic camp (canvas explorer tents and wood stoves)
When we got there a porcupine had eaten most of the plywood outhouse, including the “seat” (hole in plywood plank). It was unusable.
We took a similar lawn furniture chair they had around the campfire, sawed a ROUND hole in the seat, put a bucket under it and placed it inside one of the unused tents. Voila! deluxe wilderness toilet. After use you had to go dump the content of the bucket in the “former outhouse’s” pit and rinse it out.
By the way there is something to be said for a toilet with armrests…
Notice how lush the grass is… Obviously they’ve been doing this for a while. When the pile gets too high, they just move to a new spot. Now they need a goat to keep the grass down.
Would be better with an actual toilet seat glued on, and a round hole. I hate to think how sharp that is on your butt!
Fireman: “By the way there is something to be said for a toilet with armrests…”
Item number one for my Christmas wish-list has just been bumped.
Perhaps this was designed for Spongebob Squarepants.
When my sister had to piss in a corn field the other day i BET she wished she had one of these….
I don’t doubt this concept has been put to use before. I guess if this one was shown with a hole, or a bucket, or a reasonably private clump of shrubbery it would look more “real”. But, as is, it looks like I’m being sold just that, a *concept* rather than shown a working kludge.
No one uses their back wiper anyway, right?
Yea. Their for power squeezing. (reference Larry the Cable Guy).
Just like Ghana. I think there’s a redneck patent violation here.
That looks like the chair out of Casino Royale
Too much “ass-hang”.
I’m guessing here, but I would say this is the xxxlarge; further, I may be reaching but if I guesstimate the hydrostatic pressure of the column of fat through the accommodating hole then the imprint of the seat would be quite deep so as to misshapen the offending arse into the pattern of a “square”. Look for this person with the square booty, ask them where they got the seat and whether they come in various other accommodating sizes and/or colors and get back with me here. TY!
“Patent pending”
Looks like the perfect chair for playing WoW.
Now that gives a new meaning to “s**thole”!
I’d hate to see people’s ankles and calves look like after using this chair! Yeesh!
Not a bad concept, it just needs some refinement. I’d either cut a round hole, then take a heat gun to melt/round the edges, or add a toilet seat. We have some tired resin chairs at our rural retreat and this idea may get used. This is the first TIFI idea that I’d even consider using.
What is a turkish toilet? slit trench?
u gadda b sheet’n me…
LOL. MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!!
This one is also totally hilarious. out of the world simple solution.
“…and by won’t, we mean will be! For days!
ultimate feather weight porta potty
Reminds me of the simpsons in that episode where Homer makes the toilet loungechair and 3 other crappy inventions. Bart: “Gangway gotta poop!”
Kudos on the TP roll. My first thought looking at it was use your fingers then wipe on grass :\
mouhaha ,i maded the same thing when i was in maroco for travel XDDD ,i hate turkish toilet !!
No wonder their grass is so vibrant and lush.
Here grandma, you don’t have to get up in the middle of the family reunion.
I posted this to my Facebook page. I betcha at least one of my Redneck friends will have a camouflage painted one of these hidden on there Hunting Club this season inspired by my post.
where can I order it?:)