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Fixer Gargomon says, “Of course this glass is not for martini’s you silly people.
You think a person who fixed it like that would actually drink martinis? No. This is just for that late nite fancy glass of beer.”

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  1. Daniel says:

    Oh yes, nothing say true wine cunning sewer like a kludged plastic cup.

  2. tom says:

    martini not wine. but the gag still rules! ha!

  3. JoeyKay says:

    While fixing it with a wine cork is clever, no true vinophile would drink wine from what is clearly a martini glass.

  4. one small step says:

    That is glass, but unless it’s great Aunt Tilly’s, and you’re packing it to move, you’re better off with a bit of super-glue and setting it in the china cabinet.

  5. No_need says:

    Of course, this is actually a martini glass… The true recycling-loving wine connoisseur will still laugh at you.

  6. Brian says:

    Who drinks wine out of a martini glass? I mean, really…

  7. Plasma2002 says:

    Um, i think thats just a wine glass marker, or charm… whatever ya want to call them.

    (Googled it and came up with this: http://www.wineglasscharms.com)

  8. Mr Evilwrench says:

    Are we to assume it’s broken, or is that just an enhanced grip for the serious wine connoisseur?

  9. JMN says:

    Not a charm, I’m afraid. Charms aren’t held on with zip ties.

  10. Stewie says:

    Creative use of Zip-ties. Duct tape is no longer King! Huzzah!

  11. Derelict says:

    Obviously this glass is for martinis that are neither stirred nor shaken.

  12. Pooter says:

    The zip ties on the cork even suggest the look of a wine cask. A+ work.

  13. Gargomon says:

    Of couse this glass is not for martini’s you silly people.

    You think a person who fixed it like that would actually drink martinis? No. This is just for that late nite fancy glass of beer.

  14. Mr Obnox says:

    Full-contact martinis! After a few, glassware gets broken and anything you can rig to keep them coming seems like a good idea. Surprised the cat isn’t zip-tied in there as well…

  15. Marjie says:

    Did anyone notice that this pic is of a MARTINI glass, not a wine glass?

  16. Marjie says:

    Oh, so now I get to see the other comments… sorry all…

    m

  17. dono1 says:

    1. “I said cocktail shaker, not cocktail breaker.”
    2. “I’m driving so better make it a half a glass.”
    3. This is what happens when you take “with a twist” literally.
    4. Forget the kludge- I’ve never seen anyone make such a dry martini!
    5. Oh, snap!

  18. JB says:

    I’ll drink to that but the wine was a bit corky!

  19. KnightStryke says:

    While testing some of the newest devices he had received from headquarters, Bond began to get the feeling Q wasn’t even trying any longer…

  20. EricG says:

    I like my martinis corked not capped.

  21. Anna Rexia says:

    @Derelict
    I’d say they shook that last one a bit too hard.

  22. rbrb says:

    It’s “connaisseur”

  23. Kees says:

    Breaking the habit, one glass at the time

  24. purdlemeow says:

    @JoeyKay
    And,conversely, no true martini lover would drink from a kludged glass! (We’d just sip straight from that nice aluminum shaker thingy.)

  25. classicgameguru says:

    Will it come apart if you put it in the dishwasher?

  26. Daniel says:

    @dono1

    Oh Schnapps

  27. Goodsense says:

    Great styling for cocktail party guests at that trailer on Tobacco Road.

  28. Ralf says:

    obviously this is the nautical edition….now when your drunk and fall overboard the glass still floats!

  29. Nancy says:

    “Think mom will notice?”

  30. The Cat says:

    @Mr Obnox: They did try to zip-tie me in there, but I got away.

  31. waldo says:

    A perfect glass for my vintage ’07 olive pit wine.

  32. ron says:

    Can never have enough zip ties around.

  33. towny says:

    nothing to stop you from having another drink

  34. towny says:

    nothing was going to stopper (stop her) from having another drink

  35. Meggu says:

    Is it’s sad that I think that this is actually kind of cool looking?

  36. flanagle says:

    Your’re all soooo wrong! This is a glass for drinking ‘green beer’ on St. Paddy’s day. (Imported from County Cork, Ireland).


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