I’m A Boat
October 20th, 2009
Submitted By: Dave
Favorite Comment: Fixer Upper says, “Now you can get the classic child-molester-van look on the water….nevermind the police tape in the background’
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want to go fishing? just drive out onto the lake with a fishing pole and some bate
Early attempts by man at creating an amphibious car were garish and, worse, leaky.
This is why cars and boats shouldn’t mate.
top gear fan, methinks
Hope he has better luck with it then the Hamster did.
Van para Cuba
hmmm, I wonder why there’s police tape behind it.
Did he (or she) actually take the time to add a 3rd window?
A little ‘tippy’ maybe? Wonder if the brake lights work, and what turns them on……
Hmmm… Gotta say, convenient door access, weatherproof, and with a sliding door to allow for fishing, swings it into WIN territory.
Hopefully there’s some ballast in the bottom of the boat to compensate for the 500 lbs of glass and metal being that far above the water line.
You can’t compare that to the Damper Van.
If this van is rockin’, … don your floatation device and proceed to your designated lifeboat.
It’s not amphibious. They just took the upper half of a van and mounted it on top of a boat. Not a bad idea; it’s good for all-weather boating.
the front doors look a little tight…but the sliding one will work if u don’t mind climbing over the middle console… this is one of the best i’ve seen
How do you get in? It looks like the sides of the boat block the doors.
just call it the VW Boston Whaler model..i think the back panel would be much better with some duct tape..every pic in here needes duct tape
Didn’t they do this on Top Gear?
I”m in Boat! In mah flippy-floppys!
notice a similar van is pulling it…(boat removed)
What they crew of the Transformers fan film lacked in budget they made up with in jury-rigging glory.
ok this is something my ex wife would hasve come up with.. she was such a hillbilly
They should totally get it all done up with like an airbrushed sunset scene on the sides, maybe some nice curtains, shag carpeting…
the movie was
“deliverance” right this vehicle comes with a banjo
dave…i’m afraid of the company u r keeping
So it’s a deliverance van?
He’s just one fight with his wife away from that being a house boat
observe the mini “Lightning rod ” on the back
Dude, that qualifies as a yacht now. Spacious.
Would that Econoboatline really floats?
i could see a Fedex sticker on this puppy for the hillbillies living on the islands in West Virginia
It’s bad luck for a boat not to have a name, I vote the “S.S. Minnow”
That puts new meaning the the term Conversion Van.
What do you get when you cross a van and a boat?
pretty sure that’s an old dodge ram, not a ford econoline.
That is a 1964-1996 G-Series Chevrolet Van or GMC Vandura.
looks like the boat failed to dodge the vans ram…
And here we see Richard Hammond’s third attempt at an amphibious vehicle.
Who know you could pick up under-age kids on the open sea?
You got me on that!@rampart
Serial Killer Vans: Now in handy Amphibian models!
so if its a car and a boat wouldn’t that make it a coat?
I’m sorry, but I don’t think this is what Andy Samberg had in mind….
This is what happens when white trash gets an idea in their head.
The redneck’s idea of a luxury cruise.
Living in a van down by the river got to be so popular that he had to actually move *onto* the river to find a spot.
How about “Van Hurlen”?
@markm
lol
banning a vote, but that’s illegal.
Most of you have no appreciation whatsoever for fine craftsmanship. How sad…
Yet another occasion where I really want something that’s probably dangerous that I see on this blog.
@jim har
WAY different than a VW van. I’ve seen one of those used in the same way, though, and I thought it looked really cool.
We have a winner, folks!
It’s actually pretty cool, but I’d want some way to get OUT OF IT FAST because as it is, it looks like a death trap if it starts taking on water or flips over.
When the vans a rockin don’t come a knockin.
Nice 1983 Dodge boat with low knottage.
So a perv can pick up kids by water now? Not cool. Mega Fail.
So this is what you can use to “LIVE IN A VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER” er in the river as well
@Merani
They did, twice. Ended up with a wet Hamster, twice.
@doan
Exactly what I was thinking. I bet it was just as successful as the first two. XD
One man, one voat.
I predict it will sink, “Like a Rock”
(It is a Chevy, minus front fenders)
Great. Rapist vans have become amphibious.
This boat is real!
Did anybody else notice the “police line — do not cross” tape at the nose?
@BennyBoy
rather make it a bar.
Now you can get the classic child-molester-van look on the water….nevermind the police tape in the background
You all mist the fact that it’s a flat bottom boat; witch is more like a barge then a boat; and would be more stable! And when a storm comes you’ll be soak‘t and he Will turn-on he wipers; and laugh at you all the way to the dock.
@upper
Well, it is a highly ambitious amphibious van for the pedo-man
for years Roger had wanted to join the vanpool…
if u r working the throttle in the back… how do u see any rocks at the bow? i can’t really see the prop but i’m sure it’s beat up badly… this requires a co- pilot…hey do u wanmt to come out on my yatch today?
Isn’t this like the They Might Be Giants song “Boat of Car”?
“van down by the river” i met Chris Farley when he was at Second City Chi-town… I cried when i heard he od’d.. he was soooo funny… RIP Chris
Let’s see… it has captain’s chairs… cruise control…a flooded carburetor…hydramatic transmission… yep, it’s a boat alright.
For the pedophile who also enjoys fishing
Let me guess… They pull it with that blue van next to it?
This transformer’s robot form has a rat tail mullet, hi-tops, cutoff jean shorts, and proudly displays his confederate flag tattoo.
Property of Jethro Bodine, Double-naught Spy!
So, is this what they meant when they said “Rock the Voat”?
hurricane Katrina caused some sure oddities
For what it’s worth, teh boat van is an old Chevy. The tow van is a Dodge. I wouldn’t want to be onboard in any kind of choppy water.
Dude that is crazy!!!!!!!!! How does it run?
Umm, just a guess, but I bet it’s that outboard motor sticking out the rear end. So I assume it runs like any other boat. It just has some van shaped sheet metal on top. I worry about some basic engineering and stability and I wouldn’t invite any business relations for a day on the lake. But I can see me building this for fun 10 years ago.
At least when you end up living in a van down by the river, you can do it in class!
The latest advancement in Cuban engineering.
this will look real purdy next to the party barge at Cousin Jimmy’s place!
Thats heaps sick . No way is that a fail id love one. Warm in Winter . Perfect
i´d love to have a boat like that *_*
imho it´s a win
actually, it is a Chevy van
i have a college buddy who lives in Tennessee and he said he saw this on the cover of Tenn. Yacthing Monthly June issue
from Cuba to Key west in 8 hours :fare $35
each seat comes with a motion sickness bag
It needs a CB radio and an eight-track tape deck, otherwise they’re just farting around.
Well, then, that changes everything.
(@Ted)
by combining his two prize possesions Jed was able to save on his outdoor storage fees
PEDOBOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
looks like the aquateen house boat
Why do so many people see paedophilia right away. WTF is wrong with you guys. A bunch of closet peds.
its obviously a redneck submarine
or a battleship