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College Funding All Spent On Landscaping


College Funding All Spent On Landscaping

Submitted by: John, The university of the Netherlands Antilles. Willemstad, Curacao. (right next to Aruba, if you via Submit a Kludge!


Favorite Comment(s!):
Fixer Badgirl says, “Do you have to wear a mortarboard and tassel to use the facilities?”
Fixer HUSABOB replies, “Yes… and you flip the tassel to the other side after you have, um, matriculated.”

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» 30 comments

  1. monkeyslayer56 says:

    wow…. just wow…

  2. Gargomon says:

    Males to the left, cross dressers to the right?

  3. It’s a lovely dress and conveys the message clearly. Kind of shows how needlessly drab most signs are.

  4. RusFixer says:

    Wise people would see here a good way to put kids away from their favorite wall paintings and make them do something useful, like maintenance. Even wiser people would see a way to sue on the basis of illegal (and obviously not payed) child labor :-)

  5. JMan says:

    Um, one of the boobs is sagging…

  6. Badgirl says:

    Do you have to wear a mortarboard and tassel to use the facilities?

  7. HUSABOB says:

    That sign is still appealing..

  8. Rampart says:

    It seems thay have a pretty “crappy” art program.

  9. Cloral says:

    That dress isn’t long enough. You can see her crotch. That, or the artist didn’t draw the line separating the legs long enough.

  10. Stoneshop says:

    Yeah, landscaping is pretty expensive on Curacao. It requires jackhammers and rock-crushing equipment. If you want real soil instead of granulated rock you have to get it shipped in. Watering is expensive too; municipal tap water comes from a desalination plant.

    Concrete painted green is surprisingly popular for lawns.

  11. Perrin says:

    White dresses were all the rage that season!

  12. dono1 says:

    The sign is a little sketchy but I’ll take an educated guess as to it’s meaning: although this university campus is drawing a greater female student body than male, there’s only a thin line that separates the two.

  13. Fanboy Wife says:

    The “artist” included the outline of the woman’s breasts, yet neglected to give her hands!

  14. one small step says:

    I don’t think she’s going to date him. He looks a little square.

  15. It is amazing how the mind will see the whole picture when only a part of it is visible.

  16. julie paradise says:

    ehhh… if deprecating restroom signs is a kludge, I’ve got this beat… I replaced the ladies room sign on my floor in a converted mill building-> art studio place with a picture of the Venus of Willendorf. (google it.) She lasted over six months before a maintenance person took her down.

    • Random says:

      Ogod it’s the blob, I looked at it and just Dx brings back B-movie horror memories.

      Thank god I never lived near you or went into that building when I was younger, i’d probably have thought using the bathroom = YOU TURN INTO THE BLOB.

  17. purpleisthenewpink says:

    True to life, one boob is bigger than the other.

  18. Rain says:

    It is about time someone makes a specialty restroom for Women who just graduated, who happen to have one boob way lower than the other, and one foot way longer than the other. My solitary sagging boob aunt who walks in a circle, due to her oddly proportioned foot, was looking for a school that could help her with her special needs… Now if only they had a specialty bathroom for Uncle Cecil’s giant testicle on his forehead, and extra hand on his right arm… they would be 100% set!!!

  19. TheAntiCat says:

    Dammit, a new bathroom sign is $12 bucks.


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