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At Least It Isn’t Propping Open Windows

November 12th, 2009

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Gargomon says, “I’m surprised this isn’t actually a Windows mouse, that’s usually the one holding the door open for the viruses.”

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81 Responses to “At Least It Isn’t Propping Open Windows”

  1. HUSABOB says:

    I’ve heard about the new Istop… the USB cable is too short

    • Phage0070 says:

      Well, it is only too short if you don’t have a USB port nearby. Why Apple seems to be the only one to put them on the keyboard is a mystery to me.

      • Chardrak says:

        Dells and tons of USB keyboards in stores have them built in. It is far from being an Apple thing.

  2. corrupt says:

    what you don’t see is that the LAPTOP is propping open the window.

  3. Gargomon says:

    Introducing the iDoorStop!

  4. necronomikron says:

    Finally, a use for those damn one button mice.

  5. Duir says:

    only thing a mac is good for is doorstop

    • andy says:

      im afraid to ask what a pc is good for them

      • SC says:

        intelligent thought?

      • Scott says:

        Umm… working?

      • Chardrak says:

        My personal computer sees use working with spreadsheets, gaming, 3D modeling and rendering, audio and video editing, CD/DVD/Blueray burning, internet browsing, long distance calling, recording TV, and even as an alarm clock. Built it myself for a fraction of what it would cost from any manufacturer and better quality construction as I have direct control over the quality of the parts. Win/win.

      • Dribble says:

        so sick of the better than you attitude from Mac users.

  6. NeoPhoenixTE says:

    good lord..

    …anyone else wanna try shutting the door just to hear the satisfying crunch?

  7. This Apple ain’t keepin’ the doctor away…

  8. Erik Shultz says:

    You could use the cord to trip people, just because!

  9. Chris Wanja says:

    Play off on the title: At least, if it did prop open Windows, it would work better than Windows its self.

  10. K says:

    Oh good an Apple mouse that’s good for something

  11. N says:

    Well, they don’t call it the MightyMouse for nothing, apparently.

  12. Evan says:

    This is mouse’s punishment for only having one button

  13. BoringTroll says:

    The shell on the Apple mouse is strong enough, that it will probably work just fine after it is done with the door. Thus the pawnshop pays $2 for a used Apple mouse, vs. $1 for most other USB optical mice.

  14. Dolt says:

    What a waste of time–if they Ctrl-click, they could “Save door as…,” name it “Open.jpg” and be done with it.

  15. dono1 says:

    A mouse? And here I thought it was the hinge that was squeaking.

  16. systemfreak says:

    that’s pretty much the only thing that apple is good for anymore. . . .

  17. grizzlyadam says:

    Introducing Mighty Mouse V2!

  18. MattyDub says:

    Somewhere, an Apple fanboy is shooting a REAL mouse
    (By real, I mean Microsoft et al, not a living mouse. So no abuse please PETA) Keep up the good adverts though

  19. d20books says:

    Looks like someone got a new Apple Magic Mouse.

  20. qwijybo says:

    Maybe the click sound informs the people in that room that someone has entered.

  21. ChronicWanderer says:

    The mouse is actually there as an elephant repellant. Until it was posted there as a sentry, unauthorized elephants were a constant attractive nuisance.

  22. leedsb says:

    A true testament to the ease of use and superior flexibility of Mac. There is nothing that can effectively prop open windows!!

  23. Andreas L says:

    just recently read it somewhere:
    “Apple keeps you the doors open, while e.g. Microsoft stable server is used as a step to reach high objects.”

    Seemingly one needs both for a successful career…

  24. Xunka says:

    Damn it, this place is just infested with mice!

  25. Dave says:

    Microsoft mouse trap. Only works about 30% of the time. You should probably update the operating system for a smoother and more frustrating performance.

  26. DB says:

    A clear demonstration of the superiority of Apple products.

  27. Daniel says:

    That’s an optical mouse. So you can see the door is open.

    • no_one says:

      And if it were connected to www, you cuold see open door, even using windows.

      • no_one says:

        Windowz int_rnal sr_v_r _rror: could not proc_ss th word “cuold”, right click on mous_ or pr_ss word “e” to continu_.

      • no_one says:

        Windowz int_rnal sr_v_r _rror: could not proc_ss th_ word “cuold”, right click on mous_ or pr_ss word “e” to clos_ th_ door.

      • no_one says:

        Fatal Error: Windows int_rnal sr_v_r _rror: could not proc_ss th_ word “cuold”, right click on mous_ or pr_ss “e” to clos_ th_ door.

      • no_one says:

        4 Fatal _rrors found: S_v_ral Windows I/O sr_v_r _rrors:
        1. Could not d_t_ct mous_.
        2. Could not proc_ss th_ word “cuold”.
        3. A flu inf_ct_d fil_ owing to _xt_rior wind on CPU.
        4. Door could not b_ clos_d.
        Pl_as_ pr_ss “e” or right click on mous_ to clos_ th_ door to other kind of _rrors.

      • TheAntiCat says:

        “9/24/2009 12:08 AM WINDOWS ERROR REPORTING FAULT BUCKET 723802677″
        Windows: Full of ‘FAIL’

    • dono1 says:

      Not to mention what it does for your peripheral vision.

  28. applebiter says:

    There’s an App for that!

  29. EF says:

    The best use I’ve seen so far for those damned Apple 1-button mice.

  30. lovelydarkness333 says:

    THE ONLY THING THAT PIECE OF CRAP IS GOOD FOR! HAAAAHAHAHA!

  31. Kent T says:

    Here’s the new Apple iProp Nano powered by OSX Snow Leopard!

  32. Rain says:

    Anyone else seeing this commercial run through there head?

    Mac guy: Hi I’m a door stop
    PC guy: and I’m a PC

  33. Banhammer says:

    I see what you did thar!

  34. Shimmer says:

    That has got to be the most EXPENSIVE doorstop I’ve ever seen.

  35. Buckwheat says:

    Proper use for apple hardware.

  36. Jim-Bob says:

    Since it is holding the window open, could it not be considered an “Open Source” mouse? Linux FTW!

  37. Bogdan says:

    That’s what you get for not having a scroll btn! :D

  38. RJ says:

    You need a Mac to prevent a window from closing

  39. Hoddy says:

    I love Macs (I have two Macs and only 1 Windoze PC) … but, seriously; this is the BEST use for one of their mice.
    I use proper, two button mice with Macs; no problem – and better ergonomics!

    Hoddy

  40. Gargomon says:

    I’m surprised this isn’t actually a Windows mouse, that’s usually the one holding the door open for the viruses.

  41. Anna says:

    The funny thing is, I’m using an iMac that happens to be 7 years old (when I have money to upgrade, I will, trust me). My 3rd party multi-button mouse died. So guess what I’m back to using? You’ve got it! The one-button mouse, aka the same one shown propping the door open in the picture. Laugh, and laugh hard. I use ctrl for right-click and page up/down for scrolling. I swear this thing’ll go obsolete before it dies anyway. That’s how it’s been with most of our macs that we’ve had.

    • Vexxarr says:

      My only real problem with this model mouse is the curved lip along the bottom edge of the upper shell. How often have you unknowingly moused up to your mouse cable and found you couldn’t click? If you use this mouse, you know what I mean.

    • Multifarious says:

      MOST of your macs? And you will be upgrading to a Mac again? Am I the only one who finds this a bit ..what’s the word.. umm… stupi.. err.. counter-inituitive? ;D

  42. Vexxarr says:

    So there is a use for that damn thing. Everything I know is wrong.

  43. Danny (A Mac) says:

    Ok, Apple is amazing. I have an amazing Macbook. The Mice are great and all of you “PC’s” Don’t know crap.

    -Say NO to Microsoft.

    • TheAntiCat says:

      My sturdy Toshiba Lappy cost me $600 bucks & does what I ask of it. The lil bastard can run Left4Dead2 just fine. Your MacBook cost how much? You bought a name, remember that.

  44. Ellis says:

    There is a new model available, the magic mouse. Touch to open door. a maximum of five tries required.

  45. Rob says:

    good to see people can take a joke!

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