Not Enough Hand Sanitizer In The World
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Chaobell says, “The brain knows it’s clean. The hand isn’t so sure.”
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Definitely dropping into the deep end with this one.
it’s probably not THAT germy though…the water in the tank is clean water that comes straight out of the pipes. only problem is if someone thought to ‘upper decker’ that open tank, lol.
I’m so grossed out that you said “upper decker” and even more grossed out that I know what that means.
We call that move the “Top Shelf” where I’m from. Interesting regional variation there…
Thank heavens for UrbanDictionary.com.
I know right, I have learned so much from urban dictionary, they explain everything!
The brain knows it’s clean. The hand isn’t so sure.
You would have to be an “upper crust” person to know that.
Where’s the seat?
Make me
lol @southern girl – i was wondering id someone would go there with the upper decker. ick.
fail fail fail fail fail fail FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL
basement cat is awaiting next victim
He’s a cat, so he sure is Hell isn’t going to touch the water tank!
My family used to have a cat that drank from the toilet. If the seat was down, he’d actually ignore his water dish, and meow at someone to come lift the lid so he could get a drink.
Tanks, but no tanks… does that handrail behind it mean this is in the handi(cr)apped stall? A good indication that a place is going into the crapper, is when the crapper is neglected. Shortly before a place my wife worked at closed, the night maintenance service was stopped, and a memo went out about emptying your own waste baskets, and asking everyone to pitch in to keep the restrooms clean.
The tank is clean, moron! It’s also a source of clean water in case of an earthquake. Gravity keeps anything from the bowl from ever going backwards.
Don’t be such a baby.
Why would an earthquake make your water dirty? What am I missing?
it wouldn’t. i think that what joshua is saying is that sometimes a town/city’s main water supply will get shut off during an earthquake to prevent water contamination from any busted pipes caused by the quake. in this case the only clean water would be the tank water because it would’ve already refilled itself before the quake…
This HAS to be a government office.
I’ve seen those types of tanks before… The upper bit isn’t even wet – all the water is enclosed in that black tank. There’s a button on top of the but tank that the traditional lever would normally hit.
It’s a kludge (and I’ve had to press the button), but I don’t think it would be any less / more sanitary than hitting the lever.
Remove this tab, then push to flush. Brilliant.
I’ve pushed five guys so far and it hasn’t flushed once. Ironically, they’re pissed and I’m about to get the crap beat out of me.
I believe NOT having crap available to beaten out of you is the idea here, isn’t it?
Note to self: Don’t use foot to flush this toilet.
we have those exact toilets at my work and they ALWAYS break. they’re low-flow toilets, but if you don’t wait for the reservoir to fully re-fill before flushing again, the flusher actually comes unhooked. i fix those things at least three times a week … how tempted am i to just leave the lid off and put a sign up exactly like this one …
And here I thought it was bad that the other toilet made you reach into a hole to flush it. I hereby reconsider.
(singing) It’s my potty, and I’ll flush if I want to…
Attention Kludgers! TheAntiCat believes that ‘HUSABOB’ is attempting to dethrone our glorious leader, Dono1. May the fight to the death be spectacular!
If this thing is the throne, he can have it…push-button flusher and all.
Also in same bathroom: “Please connect red wire here to turn on light”
and “Please connect white wire to black wire to turn lights off in all the building”
But never mess with the blue wire. It’s temperamental.
*removes tab*
*runs off with pack dispensers*
Does the sink have a plunger stuck to the mirror with a roll of paper towels on it?
ohhh, another tourist trap…