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Now there are 101 ways to use duct tape!
Hygienic! (not)
It’s actually intoxicating.
Live long and forklike! Beam me up, Spok!
If it’s alphabet soup, maybe he can fish around and find the R that fell out of the title.
Comment win! And Banquet pot pies for the win!
Mmm . . . sanitary.
You might end up with tape worm…
Chunky, the soup you really *can* eat with a fork!
Terrible meal they used for the picture…
Oh, c’mon..who doesn’t love a good pot pie every now and then?
Apparently not everyone keeps a twelve piece place setting in their desk drawer.
Cool idea…Where does one get food grade duct tape? Does the melted adhesive help the food stick to your ribs?
I don’t know about food grade, but the gray stuff from Home Depot is medical grade. It can be used as a treatment for warts. Duct tape worked better than liquid nitrogen in one study. (Note, it worked for 85% of patients. 15% of patients weren’t so lucky, and had to try other treatments.) It’s cheap. My last wart was less than a quarter inch in diameter. Due to the location of my wart, in the armpit, I had to replace the duct tape far more often than the once a week used in the study. Yet, the wart was fully cured, long before I used a whole penny’s worth of tape.
However, if I didn’t have a spoon, I’d just use the fork for the chunky parts of the soup, and slurp the liquid out of the bowl.
I’m curious. Does that look like wart soup to you?
honestly, what a waste of comment space!! not even mildly amusing!!
If you use it with the adhesive out, it doubles as a fork since you can pick up food. Great for rice.
Who needs sticky rice when you can have sticky fork instead!
Wow, the crotch stitching is like barely visible retake this photo
ummm, did you mean spork?
Now there’s a person who needs a Splayd.
LOL, this entry should be on fail blog for title ’scew-up’.
Ah, thanks for fixing that “spok” to “spork” in the title. Much better.
The rejected spork prototype. BTW, that soup looks kludged together.
Why are my comments always ‘moderated’ and then never included? What was wrong with the comment about spok sounding like some cousin of Spock’s?
Really, what is this.
Thanks, I’m not that hungry.
There, I made dinner.
Fuct…
Forct*
Ah, my favorite Marx Brother’s film, “Duct Soup”!
After tirelessly searching for a spoon, Jim found himself in a sticky situation.
I can imagine the soup tastes bad enough without the duct-tape. Mayhap this is what the government can use to torture terrorists: Terrible soup, with the “duct-foon”
Too bad duct tape doesn’t come in narrower widths – they could have made a spork, without the risk of extra fiber…
We need one of these like Nancy Polcie needs a Halloween mask.
great work!!)))
It’s Welfare-chiq!
Mmm. I reckon I ain’t got no reason to buy no spoon. Mmm.