Is It “1234″ or “1111″? Crap!
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Favorite Comment: Fixer popa says, “Shit out of lock”
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Next time his room-mates want to steal his bathroom supplies, they better bring a bolt cutter! And good luck getting the Kryptonite lock off his shampoo bottle! Muahahahahaha!!!!!!
Who’d steal that? The toilet paper looks like the rough kind to me…
A rough guy would!
For my part, it’s a nice way to keep the empty roll for art and craft! signed Martha
My guess is that the choice of rough paper was the first line of defense against theft, but it didn’t work, so they had to up the ante. Uh, so to speak. ;D
My guess is that the choice of rough paper was the first line of defense against theft, but it didn’t work, so they had to up the ante. Uh, so to speak.
Sure, the bicycle might get stolen, but a man has to have priorities.
Well, you sure as heck can’t wipe your ass with a bicycle…
Best comment I’ve read all week.
You can try. I do not recommend it.
if I did that in my house, someone would take the time to figure out the combo just for the challenge.
What challenge? This style of lock is ridiculously easy to defeat.
At least it gives the “frequent crappers” a handy puzzle game to play while they pass the time.
Imagine what the guy has securing his bike!
It’s just hanging from a tissue dispenser.
Remember that TP deal I was telling you about? Well, we got it locked up today.
so if he uses a bike chain to hold his toilet paper does that mean he uses the toilet paper holder to chain up his bike?
Never again shall my Tp be stolen from me!
Shit out of lock
win!
I second that win!
Ding!
I’m going to suggest this to the folks at work, where there often seems to be a problem with theft of, er…”office supplies.”
You meant “… orifice supply.”
combo is 2222, unless this is in women’s washroom, then its 1212
“So the combination is… one, two, three, four, five? That’s the stupidest combination I’ve ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!”
– Spaceballs
WOW THATS THE SAME COMBINATION ON MY LUGGAGE.
How did you guess my check card PIN #?
Thank god, you found the obvious Spaceballs reference. I was scared with 26 comments so far and having to scroll half-way I thought the world had gone mad.
Pssttt this is the real world! the combo is 0000
Who the heck would want to try the combination anyway. You’d have to where hazmat gloves!
That wouldn’t stop my cat. She would just unroll the thing.
On the plus side, TP-related vandalism has hit an all time low in their town.
The proper combination should be 0002.
If you think that’s bad you should see the car alarm they’ve got hooked up to the fancy hand towels.
I had no idea that toilet paper was such a valuable commodity. Perhaps it’s being used for a valuable commode?
Then I think they’d use nicer paper.
Some men need just one more excuse not to change the toilet paper roll.
Not at my house they don’t
The kludger doesn’t seem to be fully comfortable with the solution in case a
safecracker comes along to take a shit.
Therefore he’s not risking it all setting by up TWO TP-rolls on the lock.
Now if his wife yells at him that he forgot to change the roll after using it all, he can just say “Sorry, I forgot the combination”
You should see were he keeps the good toilet paper. All i can tell you is it involves a key card.
Well I suppose he has to provide a DNA sample… of sorts…
I’ve heard about house guests that take things.
House guests? Hell, that suspects list is short enough you can track them down and kill ‘em.
Any restroom accessible to the public is fair game for fools who want to save fifty cents on a roll of TP. Or steal it for washing the windshield on their pickup truck. Or fling it into a tree. Or they need a new springy-core for their dispenser at home.
Or they just feel like breaking things.
good!!!! )))))
Considering what it’s used for, this did not need to be sealed for freshness.
No shit. Sure lock.
You, sir, are a genius.
Gosh, an anti-theft toilet paper? I’m gonna lay off these pills.
That is the definition of “Secure Papers” right there…