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Re-purposed Dalek Doesn’t Like To Talk About It


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Favorite Comment: Fixer Bertram Golightly says, “Suddenly, the phrase “get your ass in gear” makes more sense.”

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  1. The Arcane Angel says:

    Come on, there’s room for two rolls on there.

  2. Jompe71 says:

    1st gear initial state, i.e. pants down.
    2nd gear starting no.2
    3rd gear producing “stuff”
    4th gear gimme, gimme, gimme…
    5th gear rounding up.
    R: Use your imagination!

    • Sir Fix-a-lot says:

      You work all your life bringing engine power to the wheels with dignity and one day, you get reassigned as TP holder.

      The poor transmission’s self-esteem surely took a beating.

  3. minche says:

    Dalek ^^

  4. JB says:

    That’s the worst toilet seat cover ever after a wooden toilet seat cover!

  5. JimDawg says:

    Just don’t put it into reverse.

  6. Maggie says:

    They’re using this because they don’t want to put screw holes in the drywall to install a regular dispenser? I imagine one dark night there will be a stubbed toe to top all stubbed toes, and this will go away.

  7. Nugget says:

    I’ll be right back, I’ve got to go take a shift.

  8. Kurt Ludwig says:

    time to shift to a different brand!

  9. Spitfirewinds says:

    When the going gets hard, throw it in first and give ‘er.

  10. Ewwww says:

    JB – I think what makes this whole setup work IS the translucent blue toilet seat!

    Although, if the light is not particularly good, one might look down, see the “water”, and start spraying. Boy, what a cleanup that would be!

  11. dono1 says:

    I guess four on the floor is better than #2 on the floor.

  12. kNIGHT says:

    I personally enjoyed your reference to the evil machine race from Doctor Who. Sadly everyone prior to me missed it and just see an old manual transmission.

    • Sofar says:

      Actually I think there are more people who know what a dalek looks like than those who know what a manual transmission looks like. One of my friends was with me looking at his engine and he insisted it was a V8. We were both staring at a four-cylinder.

    • Wendy says:

      I clicked on this and thought “Hey, that’s not a Dalek!” I had to read the comments to know it was a car part. Can you tell I don’t drive stick? (Actually I don’t really even drive.)

    • jimpem says:

      To be sure, I know what both look like – even that this belongs in a rear-wheel drive. What would possess someone to use this as a…toilet paper holder…is beyond me – except the the dalek probably deserves it.

      • agidius says:

        I recognized it as a tranny and have a spare one in my garage.
        maybe I can do something similar??

        I already have plans to make a glass topped coffee table out of an engine I have out there.

      • Nana says:

        Agidius–I can tell you have a B.S. degree in Interior Design, right?

  13. Newbuffalomom says:

    We have neighbors that have an outdoor christmas tree think that looks like a dalek done in lights. It’s cool in a bizarre nerdy way.

    In the picture, I almost wonder if it’s covering something nasty on the floor.

  14. popa says:

    bathroom for tranny

  15. kelti says:

    Exterminate! err I mean excremtate…

  16. kelti says:

    Darnit i meant Exterminante! i mean Elimanate

  17. Kate says:

    I’ve always wondered what the bathroom on the Tardis looked like.

  18. gerg says:

    Nice drink holder.

  19. Princess Buttercup says:

    They’re just waiting until your pants are down and you can’t run away to convert you into a metal man.

    • Cremela says:

      That would be the cybermen *Bashes self over head to punish self for pedantic-ness*

    • FeRD says:

      ObTotalWeenie: That’s the Cybermen. Daleks just wanna kill u.

    • Mateus says:

      You’re thinking of Cybermen.

      But that’s okay. What’s really upsetting about the picture is the roll of toilet paper is set in the “overhand” position. Tsk tsk; everyone knows that toilet paper should be set to “underhand.”

    • opifex says:

      No, no. That’s the cybermen. This one will just turn you into a film negative and with it’s wisk lazer.

  20. PodSixerJerk says:

    They probably thought it was a bidet. A hardcore, S&M Bidet.

  21. Ohnonotagain says:

    If you think this looks rediculous, just wait until you see how they turned the rest of the car into a plunger…

  22. Sarkasm says:

    Hum,
    Since installing 2 screws for a regular TP holder is easier than taking the transmission to the bathroomm, I believe the owner made this in the name of “fashion”
    That explains the blue fishy toilet bowl cover

  23. Gas says:

    -”I really enjoy shitting gears”
    -”you mean shifting”
    -”yeah, that too…”

  24. fluffy8u says:

    Exterminate! (Odors!)

  25. JB says:

    They usually flush on low gear but since they got back from Mexico, they use hi gear!

  26. Bridge says:

    I don’t know what disturbs me more: the homemade bidet or that hideous toilet seat cover.

  27. EunHye Lee says:

    I’m loving the lotion sitting right next to the toilet.

  28. erkkilaron says:

    Night time rest stops can be risky.

  29. Double AA says:

    …just needs a gas pedal flush lever to complete the look. OH! and a rear view mirror for, oh… um… nevermind.

  30. Lynz Catastrophe says:

    Coolest Toilet Bowl cover EVER!

  31. Teebo says:

    You could burn an incense stick on the very top. It’s like the car parts turned into furniture on Top Gear.

  32. cotter89 says:

    i just pray they don’t have it installed in a mobile home!!!

  33. Max Headroom says:

    Is that a bottle of lube on the floor? I don’t want to know what that shifter knob smells like!

  34. Asuna says:

    First gear, it’s allright…second gear….lean right…..third gear hang on tight….4th gear crap…I dropped an oil pan….

  35. PixelDee says:

    The Vitabath on the ground makes it.

  36. Bubba says:

    What? You’ve never had a transmission in your bathroom?
    You might be a redneck if your wife has ever said “Can someone
    move this transmission so I can take a shower”

  37. Preston says:

    Roads, we dont need roads where we are going!

  38. Bertram Golightly says:

    Suddenly, the phrase “get your ass in gear” makes more sense.

  39. Mapsmith says:

    Excuse me, I need to take a shift.

  40. norsie says:

    As you can see here, early modern toilets were manuals. It would be a few decades before automatic toilets would be introduced.

  41. Ben Hizzle says:

    Shiftin’ on the shitter!

  42. Joe says:

    For smooth transitions between #1, #2, #3, #4, AND #5! (Don’t even think aobut using reverse)

  43. JJ says:

    Toilet train your toddler with this terrific transmission TP toter.

  44. ChronicWanderer says:

    If you can’t find ‘em, grind ‘em.

    Sitting there double-clutching.

  45. canoehead says:

    I didn’t see the TP at first, thought this was for shifting between easy flushes vrs the heavy-duty-super-plunger flushes. I was thinking “geez, I could really use one of those.”

  46. RusFixer says:

    I clearly see the guy who did this playing Michael Schumacher, ‘revving up’ and thundering with his exhaust )

  47. Bigdog says:

    The real beauty of this TP holder is that it has an ashtray on top!
    Perfect for when someone knocks on the bathroom door and you have to say “It’s going to be a while…”

  48. erkkilaron says:

    First gear; it’s alright, second gear, it’s outa site, third gear…..I forgot the rest.

  49. classicgameguru says:

    Dalek: “Your excretes will be exterminated!”
    “You will be exterminated for giving me this crappy job!, where’s the doctor?”

    ..And that concludes another episode of Doctor Poo.

  50. kat 58 says:

    auto get a new roll soon!

  51. Dalek Caan says:

    EXTERMINATE!!!!!

    eer… Well… Alright then…

    DEFECATE!!!!

  52. Shilo says:

    Even Daleks don’t deserve that fate…
    EXTERMINATE!!!

  53. StaticShifter says:

    Use overdrive after eating tacobell.

  54. steve327 says:

    Great. I have been looking for a TKO 500 or a T 56 to put in my car for a year and this dbag is using one as a toilet paper dispenser.

  55. Ang says:

    shift happens

  56. Squee says:

    I’m not sure what’s more awesome – this, or the see-through toilet seat WITH FISHES IN IT! =D

  57. Brandon says:

    Am I the only one who noticed the bottle of lotion on the floor and suddenly got very very creeped out by the interesting angle of the gearshift?


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