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I Can’t Help But Imagine The Splashback….Ewww…


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Favorite Comment: Fixer Dyslexic Dragon says, “Imagine how much better the jokes could have been if they had used a stool.”

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  1. Jotte says:

    This is just a feminist invention: try leaving the toilet seat up, bastards!

  2. davrieb says:

    Wow, I’m waiting for the jokes involving the words “toilet seat” to come.

  3. Max says:

    I dread to think what is this device for..

  4. JB says:

    And the kludge is?

  5. Kill-Basa Bill says:

    Just an easy way to make it Handicapped Accessable.

  6. RMT says:

    Wife to herself:

    “This will teach him not to leave the seat up…”

  7. waldo says:

    Honey. Sit down we need to talk.

  8. Craig says:

    Beautiful! A raised toilet seat and bidet, all in one.

  9. erkkilaron says:

    Big poop, big splash, need a shower….been there.

  10. nasty_mist says:

    A throne fit for a king.

  11. LdB says:

    They complain when we leave the seat up. Imagine what they’ll have to say when the seat is gone.

  12. A Random Pooka says:

    They need to take a funnel and invert it in the bowl to prevent splashback? Just elevate it on three pens hot glued to the ring of the funnel and insert it in the toilet bowl. Urine will run down the sides, feces will roll down and under it, and it will keep anything from falling the full distance into the water. Come on! This kludge is only partially finished!! I am offended by the lack of full on redneck-ism in their attempt :)

  13. Wolfen says:

    That’ll teach em from stealing the toilet seat again!

  14. Texchanchan says:

    You can buy raised seats at a hospital supply store that do this right. They have rails, too, so it’s easier for (for instance) very arthritic or otherwise disabled people to sit down and get up.

  15. Texchanchan says:

    But the chair, of course, is a heck of a kludge.

  16. snotnose says:

    Thumbs up on the blue tape. Use it all the time- doesn’t leave a residue like regular masking tape (or duct tape for that matter) so it makes it much easier when making tape adjustments and /or modifications. This guy was clearly thinking ahead…nothing worse than having sticky tape residue up against your ass.

    • A Random Pooka says:

      Unless you’re into having tape residue on your ass …

    • Anna Rexia says:

      I think that’s horse wrap (the coloured stretch wrap they use to cover casts on people’s arms and legs, that sticks to itself). Not only would it do a better job holding the seat to the chair, it would provide grip for less sliding.

      • snotnose says:

        Nope- I know blue tape a mile off. Then again, I could be wrong….oh, who knows.

        The previous reply- kinky…real kinky. My wife and I tried it…not bad, really.

  17. ChiTownTechie says:

    “Thanks, thats ok, I’ll hold it.”

  18. Peter says:

    remember the end of casino royale

  19. tinkerwitt says:

    It’s a Handi-Crapper!

  20. Shadow Law says:

    For when high divers even want to train their BM’s to high dive.

  21. Pookie says:

    I wonder if the chair is made out of birch wood.

    Then this kludge could be a member of the birch john society.

  22. Dyslexic Dragon says:

    Imagine how much better the jokes could have been if they had used a stool.

  23. husabob says:

    when ya gotta go, ya gotta go… the lack of any TP kinda concerns me, though

  24. Max Headroom says:

    Wow, that w-w-would keep my hug-g-g huge ball from hanging in t-t-the water!

  25. Logan says:

    Merry Christmas! Sh*tter was full!

  26. Dev-Tar says:

    Wow…
    I want one…
    xD

  27. Capt Hal Jordan says:

    Isn’t the Stool supposed to be IN the toilet??

  28. BeaverMuse says:

    Obviously, we’ve just reached new heights in potty humor…

  29. MOOB says:

    Ummm….

  30. Nullus says:

    Bitch about me leavin’ it up now…. BWAHAHAAHAA!


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