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Chalk This Up To Budget Cuts


Chalk This Up To Budget Cuts

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Joe says, “The chalk wasn’t about budget cuts… it’s about job security. Every time it rains, you get paid to rechalk the intersection.”

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  1. Badgirl says:

    OK until it rains?

  2. husabob says:

    not chalk… good kludge

  3. Meduseld says:

    It looks like white spray paint from here. Still not sure how that would hold up though.

  4. best says:

    Must be the way to the school.

  5. Jompe71 says:

    I recognize that! It’s the EAN code for the Clone-A-Willy kit.

  6. Max Headroom says:

    Finally, graffiti artists are taking a little pride in their community.

  7. transistor09 says:

    I do hope that this chalk holds better than that paint. And what wipes whole street? I mean, it doesn’t look like ordinary tire wear. Giant snail?

  8. waldo says:

    It’s in Detroit, at the the corner of Walk and Don’t Walk.

  9. no_one says:

    Another great fix from the donkey-zebra guy directly from middle east.

  10. Bridge says:

    All they need is a light that says “Chalk” and “Don’t Chalk”

  11. Daniel says:

    When you absolutely, positively need a pedestrian crossing right now. And then you won’t need it anymore.

  12. Bruce says:

    “Hey, Joe! This here contract says after we run the new water main we have to put the street back just exactically the way we found it – but we don’t have any of that fancy heat-set plastic reflective stripe paint stuff… Oh, I know! Hand me that spray can of Trench Marking White, I’ll have it fixed up in a jiffy and nobody will /ever/ know.”

  13. Anodean says:

    Where do you want to go today? :D

  14. Joe says:

    The chalk wasn’t about budget cuts… it’s about job security. Every time it rains, you get paid to rechalk the intersection.

  15. Daniel says:

    I’m surprised nobody has noticed that the street is not asphalt but just dirt spray painted black.

  16. husabob says:

    Spped bumps for people with no depth perception?

  17. Travis says:

    Sesame street just got a little safer.

  18. It looks to me like the outside white lines are supposed to be there, to tell the cross walkers or bike riders where to stop for the road. The center lines look to be added by someone else after the fact who thought they knew better. I think this is not a kludge, but a well intended, failed graffiti job.

  19. Eric says:

    Quick! We need more Beatles! Whaddays mean there’s only four?

  20. JimDawg says:

    Hopefully they saved enough chalk to outline the pedestrians’ bodies after the first rainstorm.

  21. Cheryl says:

    Glad to see the guys who painted the donkeys at Gaza Zoo have got a new job!

  22. Diyking says:

    local graffiti artist makes his granny proud!

  23. H says:

    Don’t underestimate chalk. I graffiti’d a wall in school some years back (using chalk); last time I checked it was still there

  24. Nikki says:

    it looks like one of the roads in the city here in Mackay Queensland Australia…it was resurfaced and the lines had not yet been resprayed for the crossing….so they spray painted them on.
    Not quite sure why though.


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