Joe’s Workaholic Streak Is Getting Out Of Hand
Submitted by: Rural Ohio via Submit a Kludge!
Editor’s Note: In hindsight, maybe I shouldn’t have told Joe Hawtness we were getting paid to play WoW and eat pizza during the blizzard but only if we came into the office. On the upside, now I have two desks! Enjoy traction Joe. <3
-Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Danny says, “Your comment reminds me of a cartoon car with headlights for eyes. And now that I look at the picture again, he’s wearing glasses!”
That’s so Twisted Metal, I want a car like that, and zombies!
That can’t be legal. How can he see with his lights covered like that?
Disappearing headlamps, might be visible through the window openings when open. I’m guessing that is a homemade snow plow.
If you look closely, you can see that he’s added new headlights to the top center of the hood LOL
Once he reaches 13mph the whole thing falls off and the headlamps work again.
Your comment reminds me of a cartoon car with headlights for eyes. And now that I look at the picture again, he’s wearing glasses!
Would that make it a “Smart” car?
The owner was attempting to increase the resale value of his car by going from a 4-door to a 6-door.
That is badass, I want it!
What a nice day to take the old six-door out for a spin.
Nope, that disguise isn’t going to work either. Needs a mustache.
No, the only car that needs a mustache is Geoff. I guess also the Hammerhead-i Eagle Thrust can use one as well.
Remember those old commercials for Juicy Fruit with the car door? Apparently they don’t work very well against motorists.
Call Mr. Plow,
That’s my name,
That name again
Is Mr. Plow!
When the recession hit, nobody was spared, not even Mr. Plow.
I wonder if it works best with the windows up or down?
The windows are down for the aerodynamics between accounts. The timer starts when they go up. I wonder if they are electric or crank.
That’s one way to make sure somebody doesn’t mess up the bumpers.
When Katie asked for an a-door-able car for her 16th birthday, this isnt exactly what she had in mind…
Even though it’s snow a-door-able?
This is a remake of the cars with suicide doors
That’s it! I freeking quit – you can not remake Mad Max with a technical budget of $650!
Dude, your car has gotta stop sniffin the white powder man!
Boredom is the mother of all invention. He should patent this. Boredom doesn’t mean brain dead. And finally HAHAHAHAHAH! Wait! I have more. This isn’t a plow this is my answer to that pesky deemoliton derby. Oh I can plow with it. Cool! Extreem makover repurposing edition.
putting red bull in with the engine oil produced some rather unusual effects.
And when the car runs hot, you can roll down the windows.
old transformers are really getting old…
Wow! Is that for real?? How did he do that??