Please, I’ll Tell You Anything. Just Turn Off The Herbie Movie!
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I’ve suffered the tortures of the damned, sir
I think I’ve got something in my eye, can you just check it for me real quick?
No, no, no Larry; I said I need a Phillips-head.
How about a sonic one?
Aw, that’s too nice a screwdriver to waste on something like that. I’ve got one just like it.
Indeed.
Fuller 6-way. I have two of those things floating around. Useful.
Klick and Clackwork Orange.
HOLY SHIT! look who it is! Welcome back, Glorious Leader. Where ya been?
I had a major project with a impossible deadline that required all my attention to complete on time. Thanks for the warm welcome back.
During your absence, you apparently regenerated your pun powers. And on this one, a double!
Why was my first thought “Ouch, that’s gotta hurt?”
Lazy eye syndrome
He was tired of all the pickup lines when everyone thought he was winking at them with the car.
that’s screwed up
That poor Fiero!
I thought it was a firebird/Trans Am, but maybe it is a Fiero
You don’t know how happy I am that someone else saw it was a Fiero, or how proud of you I am for noticing it. I think it’s an ’84 like mine!! WEEE!!
yeah, the bumper looks like the 84 bumpers
but it’s definitely a fiero
The title is too funny. Can’t even try to top it.
On a practical note, if the car is speeding on a freeway that screwdriver could easily dislodge and hit another car (or worse yet, the occupants therein). That scares me.
All they have to do is unplug the wire connectors to the headlight motors and then wind them up by hand. Sheesh.
not going to work if the gear is completely stripped in the motor. i’ve rebuilt tons of those motors. happens on occasion.
That’s my screwdriver. I’ve been looking all over for it.
Help! My comments aren’t showing up? Can anyone see me? Hello? Hello???
Basically, the guy behind the wheel is a ‘screwed driver’.
You probably won’t see this, but… Philip’s headlight!
Alright, I have one of those cars, I have problems with the pop-up headlights, and I know that a screwdriver there wouldn’t do anything to hold the light up.
I know this message isn’t going to show up, but the fix for this problem, besides new headlight motors, is to unplug the headlight motors and wind them up manually.
Somebody showed it Mr. Bean’s Holiday and it’s been using a modified version of the toothpicks-in-your-eyelids trick to stay awake ever since.
A Herbie movie? That car is skrewed!
The next thing this guy will do is running over a chicken and then reviving it to watch TV non-stop.
Headlight screwed? That’s what screwdrivers are for!
No more hanging out at the milk bar and ultra-violence for you, my pet.
I have a Fiero just like that, one of the most common problems with them besides the fire is the headlights.
That would be an ’84, right?
I have that screwdriver, it is awesome.
The Dico six way now has a seventh.
Oh, fuuuuuuuddddgggge.
It was winking at too many other cars.
that’s my Subaru in the background! Well, at least it looks like her.
It’s an ’87-’88 Fiero that someone was screwing around with.
That’s completely awesome! Not the car, the screwdriver. I’ve got that exact same type and color screwdriver. Its versatility knows no bounds.
Try using a sonic screwdriver! Its about as useful as duct tape, and you can use it to unlock your car!
A Popsicle stick, or snapped-off paint stirring stick would have done as well. I weep for a misused screwdriver. On the other hand (my right hand actually) I see the result of a misused table saw accident with my index finger. Nasty, but recoverable.
I really like this website. Reminds me of “only in Malta” which has a rich database of kludge activities, and “rational humans” adopting death-defying tactics to solve really simple problems.
Rock on, dudes!
wholly crap. i thought that was my car at first. then i realized i have metal holding my headlight up on my fiero
You dont need red bull for this car!