Need To Pencil In A Piano Doctor
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Tim says, “If not for that pencil, that key would b flat.”
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Concerto No. 1 in B Flat Pencil
If not for that pencil, that key would b flat.
HILARIOUS!
Oh my gosh, that’s incredible. 4chan quality.
It is a b flat lol
strike
For that rubbery grip…
Shoulda sharpened the pencil… the notes gonna sound “flat”
Remember when I told you I wrote music…
It,s the lead in to a new Stuckeys commercial.
This is simply perfect for playing the Faber-Castell No.2 Concerto.
Brill.
I hope I play the write note…
It’s A sharp pencil.
This is for playing the lead sheet.
look! I can play Beethoven’s No. 2 in B flat.
yay I put a pencil on my key!
best pun eva
>yay I put a pencil on my key!
I don’t get it.
Look at the two avatars. The same person posted a response. The first comment was stupid and the second one was no better.
Huge fail responding to himself with the same avatar. Almost bad enough to be funny. Except not really.
That’s the one wired up to the TNT…
“Mythbuster’s Concerto in C4″.
Next person to make a pencil pun gets a piano dropped on their head.
“That’s a nice pincel.” Wadya gonna do? Kludge together a crane from duct tape, zip-ties, Lincoln Logs, a spool of thread, a basketball hoop from the neighbors driveway, that couch from Cousin Billy’s porch & a keg of beer? Actually, that would be pretty awesome. *runs into garage*
I’ll stand safely aside, and say, “That is A# pencil.
Take note: the pencil is key to repairing this piece in time. We cannot simply rest in wait! We won’t be beat by a-minor setback such as this!
*hides in cave*
The Dyslexic Dragon is looking for you!
I’ll make a note of that.
If Clementi were alive today, he’d be rolling over in his grave.
See that eraser? That’s because he’s de-composing.
it’s ironic that such a dull pencil went on A Sharp,
they need A Sharpener.
hey look another a sharp joke
It may be made of wood but it ain’t Chopsticks.
I would have used a crayon, to be honest.
Actually, I would just rip out all the black keys and replace them with a colorful assortment of crayons.
Now you too can experience the feeling of synesthesia in your music!
Paul Marker-tney and Michael Jackson’s latest single:
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“Ebony and ivory
and one Ticonderoga key
Side by kludge on my piano keyboard
Oh, Lord, why can’t we (afford a new damn key)?”
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Before gluing it there, he could have used that eraser on those two keys to the left.
Someone’s missed the obvious. The key is still there, it’s just the return spring is broken. The top of the black key wouldn’t be that shiney if it was a broken surface.
Sorry, didn’t mean to leave such a flat note.
I have to: clearly the ebony keytop is gone, the profile of the keytop would be so much narrower than the exposed wood, here, is…it also wouldn’t disappear, flat, seamlessly, under the fallboard/keycover.
Pencil looks brken, wonder what the other bit of the pencil is being used for? Maybe to support the chair?
It takes a note to write a note.
One of these kids is not like the others…
Don’t play that – you’ll poke your eye out!
Wonder what kind of glue they used? Maybe Gorilla Glue? I’m no piano repair expert, so I don’t really know these “glue facts”.