Best Anti-Theft Device I’ve Ever Seen
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Sarkasm says, “Oh shit, Mike. We broke into Alice Cooper’s truck.”
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Took me a minute to realize there was wildlife in the cab, what with the camouflage seatcover and all. So probably, there used to be rats running around in there? Not that I’d notice…um, for multiple reasons.
Screw The Club… Get a Constrictor. Rodent refills not included.
i’m tired of all these m’f'ing snakes in this m’f'ing car!!!
… It’s not really a KLUDGE, is it, though?
Don’t get caught driving with a restricted license.
Or is that driving under restriction?
No sane cop will check the license when he sees a hungry constrictor looking at him with definite “appetite-to-meal’s size” evaluation mood in the dim eyes.
Crikey Mate, this little guy wouldn’t deter all the blokes.
You call that a snake? This is a snake… *zip*.
>D
!!! You carry snakes in your backpack, too?!
No rodent problems in that truck.
That’s because it has constrictor plates.
Get in, sit down, shut up, and meet my little friend.
Does anyone make a seatbelt for a snake?
I dunno, but I bet it’d be easy to make one OUT of a snake.
If that thing was in my vehicle, I’d just call a tow truck.
Now playing: Snakes In A Truck.
Some movies actually deserve an even crappier, lower-budget sequel. Is this the cover art from the DVD?
The cop’s mind was caught between “uh, I’ll just let this guy off with a warning” and “how’s he reaching the pedals?”
As it turns out, he got a ticket for no tail lights.
That’s the problem with used car lots: the minute you show some interest in a car, they put the squeeze on you.
Oh shit, Mike. We broke into Alice Cooper’s truck.
win!
That’s one mother-****ing snake that missed the mother-****ing plane!
Carjacker (just picked the lock on the door): “Woah! The catch of day!”
Snake: “Precisely!”
The newest line of theft deterrent systems from http://www.pythoncarsecurity.com
the sequel to snakes on a plane: snakes in a car
its so good you cant get in your own car
Good car security. “Bust the window, take some CD’s, and HOLY **** A ****ING BOA!”
That truck needed so snake oil and got plenty!
And he’s much more handsome than one of those Club thingies, too.
Oh crap! Were did Alice Cooper run off to?
The back nine at Augusta.
ARGH! (snake)
THERE’S A SNAKE IN THE CAR, JOCK!
“Oh, that’s just my pet snake Reggie.”
“I hate snakes, Jock! I hate ‘em!”
“C’mon…show a little backbone, will ya?”
I was going to say that if someone else didn’t already.
P.S. Yes, my name is a Dr. Horrible refrence.
Protected by Viper….er constrictor….
Please try to drive…
i disagree about being the best security system. I don’t see any duct tape.
This snake is just the decoy. The real one is in the back seat waiting to constrict the car thief to the seat.
Screw you guys, I am stealing the snake, snakes are awesome
The security system is worth more than the vehicle.
And you thought seat belts were constricting.
How is this a kludge? More like a wildlife conservation officer task. Either that or a convenient way to take your pet snake with you.
If you want me, I’ll be running in the opposite direction.
i don’t know what convenience is for you but having a snake in your not in a carrier isn’t really convenient.
I doubt any thief will sneak in with that snake!
Not impressed til you show me a tiger in the back seat.
The original Gone in 60 Seconds was the best.
How about a cougar in the passenger seat? (“Talladega Nights”, baby!)
how about we just ride a cheetah (harold and kumar)
The Club, Now in attractive Snakeskin!
A rattlesnake in a burlap bag makes for good security, too. Most people would hear the snake but not know where it is.
“Snakes”… “Why does it always have to be snakes?”
Try to sssteal thisss truck and you’ll be hissstory.
I used to have two of those… great home security system, LOL!
Dodge had to make cutbacks..this is the 2010 Dodge Viper.
You laugh about the traffic stop – my office manager was stopped while transporting her very similar pet boa in a knotted pillowcase on the seat beside her. She explained her need to reach the veterinarian… and the officer quickly waved her and her increasingly annoyed pillowcase on their way. I’m constantly startled by how much people dread them. Snakes, I mean, though I’ve never met a nasty policeman on a traffic stop either.
Someone I know once answered the door with his ball python on his arm, thinking it was a friend from the local herp society who was coming over to work on the newsletter – and it turned out to be two Jehovah’s Witnesses. Oops…
Should have offered them an apple, too.
Nice-looking boa. I have a couple much like him. I’d hate for him to wedge himself in under the dash or something though, or for the car to get too hot.
That’s not an anti theft system.
If I would come along that car I would definite going to have a new pet
the thiefs might steal the car but only for afew blocks…
Eliminate YOUR day to day Car Breakin issues with the *NEW* Boa-matic!
She’s looking for the seat heater button. The dealer said it was there, somewhere…
Alice must be pissed!!! But, here in Brazil it is a great idea and maybe I should try and market the idea.
Good show ol’chap.
We won’t tell Alice Cooper a thing, he’s made enough bucs he can order a snake from me.Heheheheheh….
I recently had a similar experience with a 16′ burmese python that would not stay put in a duffle bag. They really, really don’t like to be in small spaces. He got out of the bag about six times in one day. One time he was just looking out the passenger window. The next day we used his usual carrying bag without incident.
It’s really shocking to see the snake sunning itself when you go back to the truck for a sip of water while setting up the show. I would not be surprised if the owner of the snake had an educational reptile show given the size of the snake and the type of truck.
That’s the best “green/organic” anti-theft system I’ve ever seen!
better than a dog for anti-theft. Leafs no hairs, ideal for animal hair-alergic people and no dirty drooling windows. Needs only a rat or rabbit from time to time.
if flaked skin is better than hair…
I want a snake. All I have is a pair of carpet sharks. (Not the Australian kind. I mean as in the slang term for ferrets.)
I’ve seen it done down here in Australia, but someone did it with a Brown snake (ie kill you in a matter of minutes).
snake anti-theft 2.0
The relocation of the snake from under the hood to inside the car is equally effective, with the added benefit of repeat usage. Upcoming version 2.5 will allow users to occassionally turn directions other than left.
This is one case where a thief would give a rat’s behind that the vehicle has a security system.
Uh-oh, Indy ain’t gonna like this… “Snakes, why did it have to be snakes?”