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Favorite Comment: Fixer Abi says, “The BBC deny reports that they are cutting back on the special effects budget for the next series of Doctor Who.”

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  1. treborx says:

    seeing as the window is alot smaller than the porta potty door… FAIL!

    new definition of gravity toilet.

  2. treborx says:

    insert obligatory zombie trap comment below

  3. treborx says:

    Wylie Coyote rents an ACME porta potty

  4. Eddie_666 says:

    Is that porta potty an elevator?

  5. ao says:

    Seriously! Amazing! They got extra house space for free! And a toilet!! OWNZ!

  6. MacGyver says:

    Today, on “English Idioms, Demonstrated,” we examine the phrase “stink to high heaven.”

    Join us tomorrow when we cover such classics as “pay though the nose” and “screwed the pooch.”

    • kc/cc says:

      I want to see “rack (one’s) brain” and “roll with the punches.”

      • Dogmeat says:

        I’m thinking I’ll skip the episode that includes “bought the farm,” “kick the bucket,” “a chip on your shoulder,” and a “new york minute” since it sounds like a rather dull show to me.

        • kc/cc says:

          Yeah, and I think we’ve already seen often enough, “without a hitch,” “getting your wires crossed,” “giving someone enough rope,” and probably (though how exciting!), “getting away with murder.”

          • kc/cc says:

            *sigh* Comment is awaiting moderation:

            Yeah, and I think we’ve already seen “without a hitch,” “getting your wires crossed,” “giving someone enough rope,” and probably (though how exciting!), “getting away with m*rder.”

            You can get away with it, but not allowed to say so. Well, that’s probably good game strategy, anyway. ;)

            • Dogmeat says:

              Well…after observing the picture and earlier discussions about idioms, perhaps you could have used a different word or phrase in its place like “getting away with wasting someone.”

      • Alleycat says:

        I can’t wait for the “Go over like a…” series. I’ll watch the “Like a fart in church” episode, but I’ll skip the “Lead balloon” episode”

        • Alleycat says:

          Although, I do like Led Zeppelin.

          • Sihaya says:

            Well, that’s their origin, according to stories. Somebody didn’t think much of the band when he said it would go over like a lead balloon.

        • kc/cc says:

          I think there’s a part about a wet blanket (*yawn*), but that’s offset by the bald-faced liar who was actually born in a barn.

        • Dogmeat says:

          I believe those are examples of similes, but thanks for playing! ;-)

          • kc/cc says:

            Similes, yes, but the “goes over” part makes them into idioms. Don’t jump the gun!

            • Dogmeat says:

              Upon further research, I now know that idioms and similes are not mutually exclusive. I’ll be over here in the corner eating crow.

              • Daniel says:

                Take a picture of the contraption you make to cook it.

              • kc/cc says:

                We’re all just playing it by ear, Dogmeat. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong. Besides, most of the time, you’re ahead of the pack anyway. A lot of people are just big hat, no cattle.

        • splatman says:

          I’ve seen that “Lead Balloon” episode. I remember what Adam and Jamie did, but I’m not shure about how it went over.
          Lead Balloons. They’re so heavy, they’ll float with sufficient helium!

    • squirrel says:

      When will the “Kiss your ass goodbye” episode air?

      • Alleycat says:

        Right after the “Go screw yourself” episode.

      • kc/cc says:

        That’s a segment from the upcoming episode, “Falling Off the Turnip Truck.” It’ll be on after the more tedious parts about “getting a grip” and “greasing the skids.”

    • anodean says:

      Oh for the golden age of Mad Magazine, with their Horrifying Cliche’s… racking one’s thoughts, killing off a few idle hours, tempting a fate…

    • anodean says:

      Oh, and this one? This one would be “There’ll be pie in the sky, by and by.”

    • TheAntiCat says:

      Actually, hotforwords.com has probably already gone over these phrases.

  7. Soon says:

    When a man’s washroom exploded, he needed something temporary, and used his second floor window. What he didn’t realize was the sun’s effect on the box. Heat, humidity, and crap, create the worst possible strong scent combination

    • kc/cc says:

      I would say that this device was used to torture POWs a couple of wars ago, but then again, this one has an accessible toilet. Well, it’s accessible if you’re already in there anyway, and you move real carefully.

  8. Jompe71 says:

    Again I think this is domestic family issue. Someone have forgotten to pull the toilet seat down for the last time!

  9. SeanM says:

    This elevator stinks!

  10. Thadius says:

    We shall elevate and high-lite this man’s issues far above our own!

  11. BB1924 says:

    That looks like the Jefferson’s early penthouse.

  12. Czernobog says:

    Best prank ever in 3… 2… 1…

  13. Spekko says:

    seriously, it says ‘skybox’ on the side of the potti…

  14. Dogmeat says:

    We at Sky Box Enterprises believe you should have the landscape view you always wanted.  Real estate in exotic locales is expensive or impractical.  Who hasn’t dreamed of a home right on the beach, in the middle of the African plains, or overlooking a breathtaking mountain range?  Or why not the moon or the bottom of the ocean?  The sky’s the limit here at Sky Box.  Our deluxe models have ambient sounds included to make the experience all the more realistic.

    Do yourself a favor and call us today!  A representative will help you with getting one of our sky boxes installed outside of your window.  Think outside the box…think Sky Box!

  15. Hatboyrcks says:

    Frank was waiting for his turn on the porta-bungie, although Tim said it was a pretty crappy ride.
    At least its better then Splash Mountain.

  16. Dano says:

    Yeah, the window may be smaller than the door, but at this level of kludge, I’d be surprised if there were still a door in place.

  17. Little Girl Blue says:

    “Dear, we moved here a good six months ago. Don’t you think if the landlord was really going to fix the toilet he would’ve done it by now?”

  18. Time Kitten says:

    What worries me is how nice the crane built into the townhouse looks.

  19. Brewski says:

    Woah, talk about getting high on pot.

  20. Quark says:

    Garde L’eau!!!!

  21. Mailman says:

    For those who want the cramped spaces and acrophobia of the Mile-High club without that pesky three-hour wait at the security checkpoint.

  22. Grantski says:

    I see no way that this highly smartical idea could EVER fail.

  23. Unlisted Error says:

    Anyone walking underneath may think there are some rather large birds overhead. Does the potty include a target sight pointing down?

  24. lostmac says:

    Three story townhouse, fresh carpet, recently renovated. Bathroom addition!

  25. Cat says:

    Unless I’m much mistaken, that appears to be from the Police Academy Stunt Show, which used to be shown at MovieWorld on the Gold Coast, Australia. An ‘unsuspecting’ stuntsmen would be trapped with his pants down.

  26. TexasDan says:

    It says “window seat” right here on the drawings….

  27. Marts says:

    Lookin’ like a fool with your pants to the… Wait, nevermind.

  28. dono1 says:

    Wait! Stop! John, don’t do it! You have too much to live for! I know you think everything stinks and that you feel empty inside sometimes, but that’s normal, John. Trust me, everything will come out okay. Who cares if people dump on you or say you’re full of crap? John, there are a lot of people down here that need you…people that can’t wait to have you open up to them. They’re lining up for you, John, to give you all they have. Please, John, think it over… it’s not your time to go… please, just come down off that ledge and we can talk….

    • kc/cc says:

      If John doesn’t jump now, maybe I will…

    • TheAntiCat says:

      I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend
      You could cut ties with all the lies, that you’ve been living in
      And if you do not want to see me again
      I would understand, I would understand

  29. Linda says:

    They told me that it would only take a day to fix the plumbing. This new arrival has me a bit worried.

  30. Zwongo! says:

    Lol, the potta is called SkyBox, how fitting!

  31. Pookie says:

    Wow, that house has a smellevator

  32. I think they’ve come up with a completely new idea for the pendulum of a grandfather clock! HALLELUJAH!

  33. tom says:

    Amsterdam FTW!!! that guy who made that could be on high

  34. Abi says:

    The BBC deny reports that they are cutting back on the special effects budget for the next series of Doctor Who

  35. klugmonster says:

    I t,hink that it would scare the crap out of me!

  36. Limeliberator says:

    They said 2 bedrooms, 1 and 1/2 baths.. I’ve never seen the rednecks bring the outhouse up to the second floor, though..

  37. J says:

    The stingy landlord finally gave in to the tenant’s demands for his own bathroom.

  38. ducatirose says:

    new holistic treatment for constipation … gravity …

  39. Chris Brooks says:

    Now you can go to the restroom as you use the elevator.


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