Wood! Duct Tape! Words! I Like This Game.
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Bread! Apples! Very Small Rocks! – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer caleb says, “What I wonder is what the square thing he taped there is. I have it narrowed down to his copy of Twilight, a cell phone so the basement cat can prank call his sister, or that there isn’t a hole yet, and that he’s only taped down some C4 and labeled where the hole in the floor will be after it goes off.”
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sure. THAT helps.
Daddy even let Little Susie draw little stars on it. Way to go pops, way to go
I have seen a hole before and you, my friend, are no hole.
Once again, Basement Cat is foiled as he seeks another entrance to the Land of Happy Stars.
Hey, I don’t suppose I could get a caddy to fix this area up so I can continue my game of indoor golf?
The tape should also have a counter on how many times have people fallen through.
….Or peeled it up to see what’s really underneath it, even with the word “Hole!” written on top.
Albuquerque. See? I can do it too. Snorkel.
Love it!
An iron pen means jail! Prison! …that movie is amazing.
What I wonder is what the square thing he taped there is. I have it narrowed down to his copy of Twilight, a cell phone so the basement cat can prank call his sister, or that there isn’t a hole yet, and that he’s only taped down some C4 and labled where the hole in the floor will be after it goes off.
If that bulge is a brick of C4, writing “Crater!” on the duct tape might be more apropos.
Wouldn’t have to worry about termites. Or neighbors.
Ahh, right. And he hasn’t written the “Fire in the” yet.
To answer this question someone must search his house. If a copy of Call of Duty is found it’s C4. If a large number of ripped pictures containing the same woman are found in the trash it’s twilight. If excessive cat magazines are found under his coffee table it’s a cell phone.
what if we find all three? a phone encased in C4 w/ a copy of twilight like the backing on a claymore.
Lacking a rug for the hardwood floor, that corner also appears to be the recipient of all the room’s dust.
No, he was sweeping the dust through the hole until someone covered it up and now there’s no place for it to escape.
I noticed that, too. They could at least sweep it into the hole around the pipe, and then use expandable foam to close that off. It looks like a sure way for rodents, roaches, etc to get in.
Maybe the dust is actually poison?
It’s got everything! Yup, this kludge is a hole-in-one!
I see no zip-ties. Russian judge gives it 7.75
Well, it’s no longer a hole. Now it’s a * *Patch!* *
Yes, he’s on his way to cut that part out.
Kludgingo, from Hasbro.
Ducks!
Monkeys! Techno! Stairs!
FFFEEEEEEEETTT!!!!
The stars around the work indicates happiness!
This must be because when the “object” was first found there was an argument among the people who discovered it what is was.
There where different terms circulating like, pit, ravine, sour, abyss, scratch etc. but finally they all got to the conclusion that the object was a “hole”.
10hours of discussion was finally over!
>>> The stars around the work indicates happiness!
I thought those were the rivets holding it in place.
Maybe the homeowner’s just expressing their love of Courtney Love’s old band.
Nah, too far-fetched to imagine someone loving that band.
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Alice’s father sealed it up to keep the White Rabbit from escaping.
Add a ‘W’ at the beginning, and this kludge is complete.
What is that rectangle under the duct tape, a maxi pad? Zactly what kinda hole we talkin ’bout here?
Hey! You got a sick mind slim! Keep up the good work.
Guilty as charged. Tnx for the support.
I’m sure what slim really means by that is, “Thx, my sick mind Always Depends on your support. Without it, I can Nair be Carefree O.b. Scensibles at all.”
Hah! Nobody can steal my bible now! Uh, how do you spell “Holy” again?
\u266b Holy, Holy, Holy… \u266b
Oh wait, you asked how to spell it, not sing it.
\u266b should be music notes. Fail.
♪♪♪♪♪♪
♫♫♫♫♫
There ya go, with extras!
Now that we got that straight, let’s all stand and sing a medley: We will start with “He’s Got The Hole World In His Hands,” followed by “Wholly Thine,” and we will finish with “Hole-Hearted My Offering To Thee I Bring.”
Looks like a board strong enough to support 200 pounds secured over an opening large enough for a foot to enter (air vent?) and labeled “Hole”. This is actually OSHA requirement in a workplace.
I also assume that is a sprinkler line in the corner. Note the bracket allowing it to rest on the floor w/o being attached directly? Typical of long vertical runs (multiple floors) of iron fire line. Exposed (as opposed to being inside the wall) is typical of older commercial and public (Court House) buildings which have been retrofit with fire protection.
It’s not too late. Heed my warning for I know what’s coming! Next, you’ll rope it off with poles all around made with the cardboard of empty paper towel rolls and have more duct tape connecting them all together. You’ll scrawl “Tripping Hazard!” on the tape to protect everyone from the mysterious bulge covering the hole. But before you head to the garage to grab a 33-gallon trash can to turn upside down over the whole thing with a “Hurdle!” label slapped on its side, just stop and ask yourself…”When will the insanity end?”
As soon as the meds kick in.
Shoulda taken the red pill. Now you’ll never know.
This is where they store the half+half for the coffee.
An early attempt by Chilly Willy?
Nirvana!
There was a HOLE here. It’s gone now.
If what’s under “hole!” is a copy of Twilight, perhaps it’s a literary commentary on the quality of the book?
The word “hole!” is Spanish for “tada!”
I Lost This Game.
Directions to the world’s smallest outhouse.