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Why thank you wire hanger. Joan Crawford was so wrong about you. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Leo Lichtman says, “When that hanger eventually mutates into an unmatched sock, as all hangers eventually do, the doors will close.”
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Would it be in bad taste to make an abortion joke here?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
No.
Yes. Has that ever stopped anyone on here?
It may be a gentlemen, but sorry ladies, as you can see, he has come out of the closet.
Well, I am not sorry *winks at hanger*
What I don’t understand, though, is why one or more of those wedges was not used.
Wedges don’t really work on heavy doors that favour closed, or waxxed floors.
Wedges are for splitting wood. Oh wait, those wedges ARE wood!
The Joan Crawford was amazingly clever! congrats!
The wedges both took their break at the same time and…well…are apparently are making the most of it.
Whoa…hey now! Get a room you two!!
Hmm…I thought I hit ‘Reply’ to MacGyver’s 1:27 PM comment.
“Please! I told you already I don’t know anything! I swear!! You got the wrong hanger. We all look alike you know. Why won’t you believe me? No no no!! Don’t pull those harder! OW!!!”
Mentlegen…
When that hanger eventutally mutates into an unmatched sock, as all hangers eventually do, the doors will close.
Heh. “doors slam, and on the floor is a lone sock”
Is this one of Schrodinger’s less-popular experiments?
Sorry Leo… you’ve got it backwards — unmatched socks are the larval form of coathangers. We know this by the fact that socks vanish but hangars accumulate.
Alright if no one else will, I’ll go for it:
Coathangers, not just for abortions!
not funny
Don’t worry. I’m sure someone will be along soon to hang Rey out to dry.
Now how the heck am I supposed to hang my jacket up?
So- what’s behind those doors? Toilets? Looks like a a part of a seat.
You’re looking at the push bars on the doors. Don’t worry, I thought the same thing the first time I saw the picture, too.
It’s sauna confinment for criminals in Finland.
Olga! ‘Vee need you to turn zee stones now.
Awww, the poor thing must be exhausted — look how much it’s straining.
Yes, I agree! And with no one expressing their appreciation for all of the trouble it has gone to, the hanger is really starting to get bent out of shape.
Wire hangers: Because rubber door stops are for fairies and women
The gentleman wire hanger, seen here, holds the door open for the lovely lady hangers that may want to escape the oppressive confines of the closet. Sadly, none of them ever leave, so impressed are they by his mannerisms. Eventually the gentleman hanger will be replaced and have his pick of the hanger herd.
Just hang in there,feller
Or what’s up? Nuthin, just hanging out
Hangin’ around, nothing to do but frown…
And nothing to get hung about…
the titles are so hilarious! LOL! Good job kludges staff!!!!!!!
Supermans new changing booth in the world of cell phones
FTW
Ok Fred, how does this trap work again?
If they re-use that hanger, they’re going to have nasty shoulder bumps on their sweaters.
This kludge is sponsored by the folks who keep trying to bring back 80s-style shoulder pads.
You can always tell when the Dry Cleaning & Laundry Convention is in town.
There must have been a Hanging Judge that went through those doors.
Wait, if we use the hanger to hold open the doors, what will we use for the TV antenna that broke?
This was a pic I took at Steel City Blues Exchange in March 2010 in Pittsburgh. It was a late night dance event. It was a very clever idea to keep the doors open so that the are in the dance rooms didn’t get too stuffy. Wooden wedges also have a tendency to get knocked by people dancing through the doors…etc.
Awesome <3