Archive for the 'Do Not Attempt This' Category

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Jeff Lichtman says, “See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand!
O that I were a glove upon that hand,
that I might YIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Mailman says, “(Whispering) Here, we see the Abomineer in its native habitat. The Abomineer is working on its “kludge,” a peculiar object not found to help the creature in survival, finding food, or mating. This particular Abomineer has adopted camouflage that is most ingenious for its kind. After examining its behavior closely, it is the opinion of the world’s leading biologists that this Abomineer is attempting to look like a magazine. The Abomineer is attempting to hide from its natural enemy, the Quality Control Ferret. Look! A Ferret is approaching. Let’s watch.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Stevo says, “If anyone has seen the inside of those pillars, they all look like this anyway. The fancy stuff is just to, well…make it fancy. So the caution tape should say, “Caution: This pillar is not fancy.”

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Thanks to Jimm for posting this orginally over on Vententersearch.com!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Daniel says, “We have come a long way since the time we poured hot oil on top of invaders.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer husabob says, “I could be swayed that this kludge has a lock on creativity… except for that loud clanking noise…. somebody please steer me away from this.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer husabob says, “Maybe I misunderstood when my insurance company said I had a blanket policy to cover accident damage.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Pat says, “Even more impressive is the quality of the photography, taken from the perspective of that particular plug. Very Tarantino-esque.”

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Check out more epic kludges!

Just some plane old stairs

Warning: Smart car does not improve intelligence level

Automated Ox-Roast

UPDATE: Thanks to the Fixers who pointed out that this awesomeness was brought to us by the artist Johannes Vogl. – Ms. Fix-It

More Epic Zombie Thread!: I’d just like to say, I look forward to reading these just as much as the rest of you. Kudos to these entertaining Fixers! – Ms. Fix-It

Started By: Fixer vistan says, “Day 143: Ran out of dried, shriveled beans to use as ammo. Found an old can of hairspray and a lighter in the bathroom, and created a flamethrower from an old bicycle handlebar. It’s not much, but it should give us a few extra days. And maybe some BBQ, for a special treat!”

Then Fixer Bridge says, “Day 144: Just discovered that while Pantene burns moderately well, Oust sprays flame like a pink dragon’s breath in the morning. Killed some zombies, but now the den is on fire, blocking my only exit. I managed to create a ladder with some old boxes and a trash can to escape from the ceiling, but I forgot my flashlight. Currently adjusting the flamethrower to double as a torch for light.”

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Submitted by: Mark Cushman – it is my own photo of me via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer CaffeineAddict says, “If he breaks a leg, he’ll just get his friends to plaster it…”