Archive for the 'Do Not Attempt This' Category
Staycation Wave Pool

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Do a doughnut! Maybe we can make it crest. Where’s my surfboard? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “The children to be sacrificed are in place and bound with chains as you have demanded, oh mighty Poseidon. Release the Kraken!”
Even Cirque Du Soleil Technicians Are Impressive
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Are those beer cans dangling from the scaffolding? If so, looks like Cirque is doing a redneck run. Redneck, contorting clowns…no thanks. *shudder* – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Time Kitten says, “That man has counterweights of steel to be on that rig.”
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Seriously, I Don’t Smell THAT Bad. Lemme Out!

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At least I hope the poor soul inside know they’re being lifted off the ground. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Abi says, “The BBC deny reports that they are cutting back on the special effects budget for the next series of Doctor Who.”
Dorm Living Leads To College Creativity

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Makeshift ceiling fan or History Major final project on the French Revolution? What say you, Fixers? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer caleb says, “A rather loose adaption of Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Pit and the Pendulum.”
Hank Hill Would Be Proud

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You can even rotate the seat to direct the heat. Talk about fancy! – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Wow! Folding camping chairs…propane gas tank with space heater accessory…all the comforts of home when you’re roughing it from the confines of your own living room.”
Keep Her On The Straight And Narrow

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Favorite Comment: Fixer norcaldad says, “On the island of Sodor, there’s a place for trains who can’t follow the rules…”
Rare Shot Of The Sentient Walking Plug

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Hawkin Says, “First they grow legs, then they start making demands. Next thing you know, they have a majority in both houses of Congress. Then where are your environmentally-friendly energy plans going to end up?”
Colorful Cooling Solution

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Favorite Comment: Fixer JB says, “The best way to thaw your popsicles! Never thought of it! Thanks for the tip!”
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What’s The Melting Point Of Plastic Again?

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Gideon Wells says, “I keep getting distracted by that red and white sphere. Thoughts of a redneck slow cooking a pokemon inside a Pokeball through a makeshift crock pot keep echoing in my head.”

