Today’s LOLMart Shirt is available to purchase THROUGH SUNDAY ONLY, and then it will be gone forever!

Listen closely. Can you hear it? It’s getting closer…It’s the sound of…ROFLCOPTER!!1 SOI SOI SOI!

Our limited edition ROFLCOPTER t-shirt doesn’t actually make any noise (you’ll have to do that yourself), but what it lacks in sound effects it makes up for in ROFL and LOL.

LOLMart t-shirts are priced at only $15 (that includes FREE US ground shipping!) and make the perfect gift for a friend (or for yourself).

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Bridge says, “It’s a new Disney movie: The Wrench in the Clamp. The young apprentice Arthur pulls the wrench out of the clamp and becomes the manager of Camelot Plumbing Inc.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer husabob says, “Maybe I misunderstood when my insurance company said I had a blanket policy to cover accident damage.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer BJ says, “And they go on break, they can just take the door handle with them….no need to use the lock since nobody can use the door.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer czarina69 says, “So very close to being cool. Missed it by a paint job.
….unless it hinges at the top. I could forgive the rest if it can be propped open.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Pat says, “Even more impressive is the quality of the photography, taken from the perspective of that particular plug. Very Tarantino-esque.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “If this is an e-book reader no wonder it’s called a Kindle.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Based on the jump-rope handles on the sink, it looks like somebody tried to skip out without paying for lunch and ended up getting punched in the face in the rest room. That’s Tijuana for you.”

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UPDATE: Thanks to the Fixers who pointed out that this awesomeness was brought to us by the artist Johannes Vogl. – Ms. Fix-It

More Epic Zombie Thread!: I’d just like to say, I look forward to reading these just as much as the rest of you. Kudos to these entertaining Fixers! – Ms. Fix-It

Started By: Fixer vistan says, “Day 143: Ran out of dried, shriveled beans to use as ammo. Found an old can of hairspray and a lighter in the bathroom, and created a flamethrower from an old bicycle handlebar. It’s not much, but it should give us a few extra days. And maybe some BBQ, for a special treat!”

Then Fixer Bridge says, “Day 144: Just discovered that while Pantene burns moderately well, Oust sprays flame like a pink dragon’s breath in the morning. Killed some zombies, but now the den is on fire, blocking my only exit. I managed to create a ladder with some old boxes and a trash can to escape from the ceiling, but I forgot my flashlight. Currently adjusting the flamethrower to double as a torch for light.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Yet Another Guy says, “This’ll only work until the fire burns through the cardboard boxes… then they’ll have to deal with that bothersome alarm again.”