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Favorite Comment(s)!: Fixer noricum asks what we’re all thinking, “The real question is, how did he cut the piece of wood to start with?”
Reply: Fixer Stoneshop knows! “With a screwdriver for a chisel and a Stilson wrench for a hammer. Took off the rough edges with a cheese grater, then pushed the nail through in a bench vise.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Despite the snickers and cold, steely comments from the pair of locking pliers, the clothespin held fast. It would not be deterred from fulfilling its apparently only role of providing aesthetic value.
(tearing up and voice beginning to waver) May that little clothespin’s attitude be an inspiration to us all! *sniff* I’ll be alright…just give me a minute. (blows nose)”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer BiBi says, “Truck – check, House – check, Dance Floor – check. Ladies, looking for love never got soo easy.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Ceiling fan is watching you amputate!”
Guess he got tired of monotony of just watching you. – Ms. Fix-It
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Favorite Comment: Fixer p_almonius says, “There’s no Elvish word for “kludge”. They just blame all their kludges on the Dwarves.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Stevo says, “If anyone has seen the inside of those pillars, they all look like this anyway. The fancy stuff is just to, well…make it fancy. So the caution tape should say, “Caution: This pillar is not fancy.”
Oh Taylor, I’m not sure what you did to anger some wicked witch, but she has certainly cursed you with horrible awards luck. Sure you might win everything in sight, but the karma bus just keeps running you over regardless. Not to worry though, the Fixer community is here to help. After the jump, we’ve got a close-up of the fate of that airborne Grammy. FYI: Not made of chocolate like I’d hoped…
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Khaz says, “Ah the ever elusive carnivorous VHS. This sly creature confuses it’s prey by marking the non-lethal slots as the broken ones,thus providing sustenance when the humans feed the tapes and DVDs into their maws. Here we see a mated pair who work off each other to get fed.”
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You guys remember our friendly neighborhood emower, right? Looks like he got a spiffy upgrade!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Leo Lichtman says, “He can mow lawns on rainy days while keeping warm and dry. Then when the sun comes out, he hangs “Hotdog” amd “Popcorn” signs on the outside, and continues to serve the neighborhood.”
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Favorite Comment(s): Fixer lovejones says, “What the hell is it holding up? <—-seriously
Peeping-tom keyboard is peeping-tom."
And Adding To This Disturbing Theory: Fixer Hmm says, “Keyboard is watching you masturbate.”
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