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Who loves stripes and has a busted futon? That chick. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer mindmelda says, “Futon” is Japanese for “Cheap ass collapsible bed”.

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Grab my hand! GRAB MY HAND! Nooooooooo! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Now swing me from side to side and I should be able to reach the emergency shut-off switch! C’mon, you can do it- you may be short but you’re wiry…”

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Why thank you wire hanger. Joan Crawford was so wrong about you. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Leo Lichtman says, “When that hanger eventually mutates into an unmatched sock, as all hangers eventually do, the doors will close.”

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And I thought I didn’t have time to work Frog Pose into my daily routine. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Vickie says, “This looks like something from “The Three Stooges”. You go to sit on the standard height toilet, and it drops down a few inches. When you stand back up, it goes up. When you sit down again, it drops “flush” with the floor. When you look at it to figure out what’s going on, you get a huge spray of water in your face. Then you beat on it with your hat.”

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Man, these prison escape movies get worse every year. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Does anyone else think that blue sign on the wall says “Protected by SAFE security fencing”? If it does, someone has a very loose interpretation of what “safe” means. That word is in all capital letters, though. It might be an acronym…possibly either “Still Allows Forcible Entry” or “Setup Ain’t Fooling Everyone”.”

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Do a doughnut! Maybe we can make it crest. Where’s my surfboard? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “The children to be sacrificed are in place and bound with chains as you have demanded, oh mighty Poseidon. Release the Kraken!”

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Ugh. I can hear the little feet scraping against the metal. My mental ears… – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer TheHeadlessSourceMan says, “Doc Ock reaches for the corn flakes…”

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I knew I should have eavesdropped on my brother’s Cub Scout meetings. What kind of knot is that? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Pookie says, “Mr Brick is experiencing the world’s slowest death by hanging.”

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What’s more American than absorbing foreign holidays into our culture and them using them as an excuse to get plastered? Doing so while riding into the sunset on this bad boy. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “[punching the arm of the person next to me]
“Red, white, and blue one!”

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Guys? Why is the world all spinney and slanted? I knew that leprechaun laced my drink. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Glyptodon says, “Look’s vertical on my computer!
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