The Mirror Dimension Has Breached The Hull!
Feb. 22, 2010
Submitted by: WC via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Pat says, “It’s coming through!! THINGS! HORRIBLE THINGS!”
A New Line In The Towing Industry
Feb. 22, 2010
Submitted by: Victor Sales via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Chris says, “This has organ donor written all over it.”
Colorful Cooling Solution
Feb. 21, 2010
Submitted by: Doktor J via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer JB says, “The best way to thaw your popsicles! Never thought of it! Thanks for the tip!”
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Hope It Doesn’t Have A Tilt Feature
Feb. 21, 2010
Submitted by: Félix via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment(s)!: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Of all the foreheads in all the accidents in all the world, the phone had to lodge into mine.”
The Puns Continue: Fixer kc/cc says, “Sadly, the accident has also left you unable to speak without using Bogart-related quotes:
To the children: “Here’s lookin’ at you, kids.”
Bewildered Children: “What the heck does THAT mean??”
In romantic tones, when needing to take out the trash: “We’ll always have garbage.”
Garbage collector: *eyeroll*
To the parakeet: “You know how to whistle, don’t you, Tweety?”
Tweety: “Nevermore.”
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Turning Over A New Leaf In Auto Repair
Feb. 20, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer TexasDan says, “That Ent is going to want his finger back soon.”
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Try Scratching It With Soccer Gear NOW Jimmy!
Feb. 20, 2010
Submitted by: Tyler Townsend via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer A Random Pooka says, “Nah, there’s no WAY it can rust now! That tape won’t hold water against the paint! They should have made sure to do this in a dry garage and then put a clear coat of packing tape over the duct tape!! Foolish soccer parents!!”
What’s The Melting Point Of Plastic Again?
Feb. 19, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Gideon Wells says, “I keep getting distracted by that red and white sphere. Thoughts of a redneck slow cooking a pokemon inside a Pokeball through a makeshift crock pot keep echoing in my head.”
Please Enter Your Secret Number
Feb. 19, 2010
Submitted by: Pinho via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Look all you want, ladies, but this fine specimen of a man has already chosen a lucky woman for his bride. Even as we speak, he is in the process of netting her with his shirt while she stands oblivious in front of an ATM. Within moments her head will swoon from his rugged chloroform aftershave as he embraces her with his sinewed physique. Then, she’ll be whisked away to what will surely be a lifetime of bliss.”
Yar! Let’s Be Piratin’ This Desk
Feb. 19, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Sarge says, “Oh man, don’t let those lawsuit-happy sons of bitches from the RIAA see that or they will sue your ass off. Don’t you know that pirated desks account for a huge share of lost profits for the desk authoring industry?
Remember: Every time you pirate a desk, the RIAA kills a kitten.”
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