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Are those beer cans dangling from the scaffolding? If so, looks like Cirque is doing a redneck run. Redneck, contorting clowns…no thanks. *shudder* – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Time Kitten says, “That man has counterweights of steel to be on that rig.”
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Makeshift ceiling fan or History Major final project on the French Revolution? What say you, Fixers? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer caleb says, “A rather loose adaption of Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Pit and the Pendulum.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Label on the back of the box reads…
“When using our product, the metallic taste and tingling sensation in your mouth (fingers, toes, etc.) tells you it’s working.
WARNING — Those with an aversion to electrocution and/or a family history of susceptibility to electrocution should avoid this product. The Callard and Bowser-Suchard company (in cooperation with your local power provider) strongly advises that you complete your last will and testament prior to this product’s use. Probable side effects include but are not limited to: heart failure, burnt hair, loss of bodily functions, muscle spasms, impaired brain function, stuttering, spontaneous combustion, and death.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer NeoN says, “This is quite obviously an automated rodent stripper pole trap. Cover it with glue, wait for a slutty mouse to molest said pole, pull the switch and cetrufugal force will do the rest.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Gideon Wells says, “I keep getting distracted by that red and white sphere. Thoughts of a redneck slow cooking a pokemon inside a Pokeball through a makeshift crock pot keep echoing in my head.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Mailman says, “(Whispering) Here, we see the Abomineer in its native habitat. The Abomineer is working on its “kludge,” a peculiar object not found to help the creature in survival, finding food, or mating. This particular Abomineer has adopted camouflage that is most ingenious for its kind. After examining its behavior closely, it is the opinion of the world’s leading biologists that this Abomineer is attempting to look like a magazine. The Abomineer is attempting to hide from its natural enemy, the Quality Control Ferret. Look! A Ferret is approaching. Let’s watch.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer lifelesspoet says, “Just break the lock with a fire extinguisher like in the movies…..oh wait…..”
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UPDATE: Thanks to the Fixers who pointed out that this awesomeness was brought to us by the artist Johannes Vogl. – Ms. Fix-It
More Epic Zombie Thread!: I’d just like to say, I look forward to reading these just as much as the rest of you. Kudos to these entertaining Fixers! – Ms. Fix-It
Started By: Fixer vistan says, “Day 143: Ran out of dried, shriveled beans to use as ammo. Found an old can of hairspray and a lighter in the bathroom, and created a flamethrower from an old bicycle handlebar. It’s not much, but it should give us a few extra days. And maybe some BBQ, for a special treat!”
Then Fixer Bridge says, “Day 144: Just discovered that while Pantene burns moderately well, Oust sprays flame like a pink dragon’s breath in the morning. Killed some zombies, but now the den is on fire, blocking my only exit. I managed to create a ladder with some old boxes and a trash can to escape from the ceiling, but I forgot my flashlight. Currently adjusting the flamethrower to double as a torch for light.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer PKM says, “Exposed live wiring, check. Fuse replaced with not-fuse, check. Fragile wiring mess, check. Point electrical contact for extra fire hazard, check. Potential for Darwin award- high.
I wonder if that form on the desk is a safety assessment?”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer TexasDan says, “Evolution of the column: doric, ionic, moronic.”
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