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If you ain’t outta control with building the ultimate racing game controller, you ain’t in control. – Frankie Fix-It

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Provided that they don’t go in the trunk. – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comments: coyote INFJ says, “Mow room in the trunk?”

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I mean aside from the front of the car. And the interior, and well, pretty much everything. – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: stix213 says, “What? I never said anything about it being back to factory spec, read the quote again.”

It is your fault for believing her. – Ms. Fix-It

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Favorite Comment: Fixer SpaceFairie says, “It has been scientifically proven by a team of 12 year olds that flame stickers make things go faster.”

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Why no officer. I was certain that weather balloon was a sign of imminent alien invasion and took the necessary post-apocalypse precautions. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer bob_super says, “For your safety, please always exit on the curb side.”

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It’s a tarp! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Scorpion451 says, “This pimperfish has been caught for tagging so that it can be tracked for information on its migration routes, feeding sites, and breeding grounds. The tarp is used to calm the pimperfish, as like birds they tend to become more tranquil when in darkness. Another pimperfish, presumably its mate, watches from the shelter of their shared den.”

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These guys don’t mess around when playing “Freeze Out”. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Once you see him wearing glasses, eating fast food and stuck in rush-hour traffic, Doctor Octopus seems a lot less menacing.”

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Not clever enough to figure out stick shift, I see. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Brewski says, “The real reason dinosaurs became extinct: their stubborn refusal to obey seat-belt laws.”
Ms. Fix-It Note: This was one the hardest Favorite Comment decisions I’ve ever made. ALL of them were awesome!

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Or perhaps this is a futile attempt to absorb all the mindless rantings of morning show hosts. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Alleycat sings, “Ohhhhhhh, who lives in the stereo under the dash?
Spongebob CDPants!!
He’s a good kludge for you when you don’t have much cash!
Spongebob CDPants!!
If automotive nonsense be something you wish,
Spongebob CDPants!!
The drop in the dash and kludge like a fish!
Spongebob CDPants!!
Spongebob CDPants!!Spongebob CDPants!!Spongebob CDPants!!
Spongebob CDPants!!Hahahahaharrr!!!”

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And they say you never use math once you leave school. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer lazlo says, “So, the big question here is this: Is the guy too dumb to understand that you can maximize the effectiveness of your lever by placing the heaviest person on the far end, or is he smart enough to realize that pointing out that your wife is the heaviest person around might be hazardous to your health?”