What? No, I’m Not Trying This…I’m…Researching?

Jan. 19, 2010

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More Epic Zombie Thread!:
I’d just like to say, I look forward to reading these just as much as the rest of you. Kudos to these entertaining Fixers! – Ms. Fix-It

Started By: Fixer vistan says, “Day 143: Ran out of dried, shriveled beans to use as ammo. Found an old can of hairspray and a lighter in the bathroom, and created a flamethrower from an old bicycle handlebar. It’s not much, but it should give us a few extra days. And maybe some BBQ, for a special treat!”

Then Fixer Bridge says, “Day 144: Just discovered that while Pantene burns moderately well, Oust sprays flame like a pink dragon’s breath in the morning. Killed some zombies, but now the den is on fire, blocking my only exit. I managed to create a ladder with some old boxes and a trash can to escape from the ceiling, but I forgot my flashlight. Currently adjusting the flamethrower to double as a torch for light.”

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Take THAT, Overpriced “Tree Doctor”!

Jan. 18, 2010

Take THAT, Overpriced "Tree Doctor"!

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Favorite Thread!: Today we continue the Epic Zombie Drama that was started a few weeks ago!

Fixer Blackmoore gets the ball rolling with, “Day 139: We’re having some issues with zombies attempting to get in through the roof on the science center. As I’m currently out of ammo I had to kludge together a pole arm to reach up and saw off the limbs. It’s take a few days to get used to it, but last night i managed to behead 5, and severed 15 arms.”
Fixer lovejones says, “Day 140: Oh my god! The zombie got the pole-arm; don’t ask how, they just did.”
Then Fixer Bridge says,”Day 141: The zombies managed to combine their individual IQ point into a whole. They have stolen my saw-arm and are cleverly using it to cut down the fence I just built. I managed to put together a handgun with parts I stole from an old drive thru talk box, but I didn’t plan ahead on what I was going to use for ammo…. damnit.”
And Fixer Ast concludes, “I remember the beans from the can that I used my kludged can-opener to open a very long time ago. I have not finished that can of beans. Maybe the shrivelled-up and hardened ones can serve as ammo.”

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See Honey? We Didn’t Need A Contractor…

Oct. 14, 2009

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Submitted By: Ben M

Favorite Comment: Fixer kludgetron3000 says, “Look, the poor thing’s committed suicide in shame.”

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Ye Olden Tyme Spigot

Oct. 7, 2009

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Submitted By: Bob C

Editor’s Note: Thanks to fixers Tom and Nick for directing us to where we can make our own Olden Tyme Spigot.

Favorite Comment:
Fixer dono1 says, “It may be fitting for a laundry tub but it lacks elbow room. I hate to throw a wrench into the works but I just plumb wouldn’t sink money into this washed up idea.

By the way, I miss Farrah Fawcett.
(it’s too soon, isn’t it?)”

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Arcade Stick By Tupperware

Jul. 8, 2009

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Image Credit: Slippery Brick

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