But How Do MP3s Get Mailed To It?
Mar. 14, 2010
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eBay: Now selling sounds of the 80s. Literally. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Three3 says, “I’d call that a federal offense!”
Wood! Duct Tape! Words! I Like This Game.
Mar. 13, 2010
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Bread! Apples! Very Small Rocks! – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer caleb says, “What I wonder is what the square thing he taped there is. I have it narrowed down to his copy of Twilight, a cell phone so the basement cat can prank call his sister, or that there isn’t a hole yet, and that he’s only taped down some C4 and labeled where the hole in the floor will be after it goes off.”
Milton Isn’t Going To Like This…
Mar. 5, 2010
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Great guys, just great. Now I smell accounting on fire. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Forget the stapler. That copier is spitting out paper like a ticker-tape machine. What are they making a copy of, a roll of paper towels?”
Where Lunch Ladies Buy Mystery Meat
Mar. 4, 2010
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Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer Blackmoore says, “What products lay within the darkness of this freezer door?
Only the Shadow Knows…”
AND: Fixer Grantski says, “Since when did Wal-Mart lead to Narnia?”
They Drive A Stick
Feb. 26, 2010
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Favorite Comment: Fixer czarina69 says, “This, this is how the wooden pimper-fish starts its growth into adulthood. Slowly, you will see metal and plastic scales being shed, and the vibrant oak-y plumage of adulthood will start showing.”
Dell And Windows Have A Symbiotic Relationship
Feb. 25, 2010
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Favorite Comment: Fixer waldo says, “When the historical district authorities (condo police) say no window a/c’s, Draconian action is required to thwart the blue haired b***ches.”
Hope It Doesn’t Have A Tilt Feature
Feb. 21, 2010
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Favorite Comment(s)!: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Of all the foreheads in all the accidents in all the world, the phone had to lodge into mine.”
The Puns Continue: Fixer kc/cc says, “Sadly, the accident has also left you unable to speak without using Bogart-related quotes:
To the children: “Here’s lookin’ at you, kids.”
Bewildered Children: “What the heck does THAT mean??”
In romantic tones, when needing to take out the trash: “We’ll always have garbage.”
Garbage collector: *eyeroll*
To the parakeet: “You know how to whistle, don’t you, Tweety?”
Tweety: “Nevermore.”
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Try Scratching It With Soccer Gear NOW Jimmy!
Feb. 20, 2010
Submitted by: Tyler Townsend via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer A Random Pooka says, “Nah, there’s no WAY it can rust now! That tape won’t hold water against the paint! They should have made sure to do this in a dry garage and then put a clear coat of packing tape over the duct tape!! Foolish soccer parents!!”
Hart-Break
Feb. 9, 2010
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Favorite Thread!: Fixer jamisings asks, “How do we know they divorced? Perhaps she died. Cancer, drunk driver, brutal murder, heart attack, pneumonia, suicide…..”
What a good question. After the jump, see what hilarious suggestions other Fixers give for Lisa’s mysterious disappearance!
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Wait To Cross At Your Own Risk
Jan. 22, 2010
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Ceci says, “I guess this is what happens when you try to employ the wacky arm flailing inflatable tube man for things other than to draw attention to your used car lot…”
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Jury Riggers Unite!
Nana on Jacked-Up Futon Pookie on Click it or Ticket Pookie on Acid Rain Is Getting Out Of… Pookie on Staycation Wave Pool dono1 on Hang On Plug! I’ll Call … dono1 on Acid Rain Is Getting Out Of… dono1 on Minimum Security Prison Good F… Leo Lichtman on Click it or Ticket dono1 on Contrary To Belief, Coat Hange… dono1 on Jacked-Up Futon -
