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Anyone else hear the circus music in their head? Just me? Oh…

Favorite Comment(s): Fixer snash plays the straight man by asking, “How on earth do you pull the break? Might take some exercise to be able to pull the handle with no hands…..”

AND: Fixer Little Girl Blue replies, “One word: Kegels.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Thadius says, “Mad SCIENCE: Crossing lolcats with NASCAR to bring you lolcars since NOW.”

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Favorite Comment(s)!: Fixer Dogmeat says, “This is like Mad Max meets Transformers meets Knight Rider. In a post-apocalyptic world, “Mad” Sam Knight speedily drives his vehicle and rusted companion T.R.U.K.K. in an epic race to Bartertown. The winner’s vehicle will then transform to face off in the Thunderdome against the undefeated Goliath Prime to hopefully emerge the victor and claim the coveted All Spark.”

If someone ACTUALLY does the above, even if it’s with clay and action figures sun bleached from the attic, I will post it on here for all the world to bask in the awesome. - Ms. Fix-It

AND: Fixer jpburns says, “Ah! Here we have a rare sight indeed! The natural enemy of the wooden pimperfish, The hybrid red-necked spoilered truckfish is a solitary creature, much like its distant cousin. Here we see the elusive creature using camouflage to make itself more appealing to females. Alas, most females are able to still tell that no spoilered truckfish can really make a suitable mate.
Should a spoilered truckfish and wooden pimperfish ever meet, conflict is almost guaranteed as the two will attempt to show dominance. The irony of their natural violence towards each other is that, since neither species has a high reproduction rate, they’ll more than like end up driving each other to extinction.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer The Doctor says, “Hello, optometry? Yes, can you make me a monocle that won’t fall of when I experience surprise or astounding revelation?”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Wolfen says, “This is not a broken clock. This is a modern impressionistic artistic statement on the oppression of man trying to break away from their bonds of technological enslavement.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Sarkasm says, “Tonight, someone is gonna have to explain to his girlfriend why he has Toyota written on his ass.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Upper says, “Now you can get the classic child-molester-van look on the water….nevermind the police tape in the background’

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Piku says, “SRS – Suddenly Released Staples”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “This economy has been hard on everybody- especially Santa.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer D. says, “Everybody needs to have a truck like this (if they happen to haul bulk pallets of lead ingots on the weekends).”