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What’s more American than absorbing foreign holidays into our culture and them using them as an excuse to get plastered? Doing so while riding into the sunset on this bad boy. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “[punching the arm of the person next to me]
“Red, white, and blue one!”
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Ten free Internets to the Fixer that comes up with the lyrics to “Kludgin’ Dirty”. Entertain me. Annnnd, go! – Ms. Fix-It
On this historic post, there will be no Favorite Comment. Instead I present you with a poll! There were a lot of funny klugdin’ rhymes but these two really went above and beyond. Who do you think deserves to be the author of the “Official Kludgin’ Dirty” lyrics? Voting will be open thru Monday morning at which time the winner will be announced and Operation: Get Weir Al’s Attention will begin! Both finalists after the jump!
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Anyone else hear the circus music in their head? Just me? Oh…
Favorite Comment(s): Fixer snash plays the straight man by asking, “How on earth do you pull the break? Might take some exercise to be able to pull the handle with no hands…..”
AND: Fixer Little Girl Blue replies, “One word: Kegels.”
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And she has a grudge against SLY students. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment(s)!: Fixer Glyptodon says, “If the dinosaurs can’t Google ‘lysine’, there’s no way they can escape the island!”
AND: Fixer TexasDan says, “I’ve set my password to YLSSYL and pried out the keys so no one can log in as…oh wait…”
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I can’t help but think it’s stuff like this that will start our downward spiral towards The Matrix. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer AZack says, “We are USBorg. Resistance is futile.”
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Let’s hope that sign in the upper left is precognitive. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer mindmelda says, “You can always spot a larper, can’t you? Although, that is a different way to use your shield.”
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If that upgraded chrome plated fender is any indication, business must be booming. In unrelated news, the local rat population seems to have disappeared entirely. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Anna Rexia channels Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler, “Rat on a stick! Get your rat on a stick right here! Get ‘em while they’re fresh!”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer treborx says, “The car is actually being slowly consumed by a fungus capable of assuming the color of the object it is devouring. Check back in a few days.”
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Favorite Comment(s)!: Fixer Dogmeat says, “This is like Mad Max meets Transformers meets Knight Rider. In a post-apocalyptic world, “Mad” Sam Knight speedily drives his vehicle and rusted companion T.R.U.K.K. in an epic race to Bartertown. The winner’s vehicle will then transform to face off in the Thunderdome against the undefeated Goliath Prime to hopefully emerge the victor and claim the coveted All Spark.”
If someone ACTUALLY does the above, even if it’s with clay and action figures sun bleached from the attic, I will post it on here for all the world to bask in the awesome. - Ms. Fix-It
AND: Fixer jpburns says, “Ah! Here we have a rare sight indeed! The natural enemy of the wooden pimperfish, The hybrid red-necked spoilered truckfish is a solitary creature, much like its distant cousin. Here we see the elusive creature using camouflage to make itself more appealing to females. Alas, most females are able to still tell that no spoilered truckfish can really make a suitable mate.
Should a spoilered truckfish and wooden pimperfish ever meet, conflict is almost guaranteed as the two will attempt to show dominance. The irony of their natural violence towards each other is that, since neither species has a high reproduction rate, they’ll more than like end up driving each other to extinction.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Chad says, “Its the missing link! This is how cars started to evolve into ones that could drive on the left side of the road.”
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