Submitted by: Alex via Submit a Kludge!

Seriously. I demand to know who committed this atrocity! This is a crime against literacy! Where’s my pitch fork? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment(s)!: Fixer Smitty is on to the next children’s best seller, “If you give a redneck a book, he’s going to want a broken down La-Z-Boy reading chair. When you give him the broken down La-Z-Boy reading chair, he’ll probably ask for a threadbare flannel blanket.”

Continued: Fixer kc/cc adds, “When you give him the threadbare blanket, then he’s probably going to just want to take a nap…and then you’re REALLY never going to get all those cars cleared out of the yard…”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Daniel says, “PRODAJE SE” is Autonian for “Please kill me”