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Everyone knows the most exclusive construction clubs won’t let you in with a farmer’s tan. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer vinonoir says, “This inventive design allowed Bob the Builder to skip climbing down ladders as he now can fly from the roof to the ground.”

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On the up side, it wasn’t the right pipe anyway. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “A fire hydrant kludge like this almost killed my poodle. By the time he got done leaving his mark up and down all over the entire thing he nearly died of dehydration. Now every time we walk past it I ask him, ‘What are you going to do now…Pierre?’”

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Safety cone is pretty sure this isn’t in his job description. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Jim Honaker says, “After being unbolted from the sidewalk, the traffic cones perch like bats to avoid further fastenings. When feeling threatened, they turn their stomachs inside out to scare away potential predators.”

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Either that or the Sparklepyres have infiltrated the Construction Sect. In which case we all know what we must do…flamethrower please. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Blackmoore says, “Oh it’s time to build a Y-M-C-A
time to build a Y-M-C-A”

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Between this and the new fancy music I barely recognize the place.

Favorite Comment: Fixer A Random Pooka says, “Excitebike kludge. Not a Mario kludge.”

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Half the battle is admitting you have a problem. We’re all here for you. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Hmm…someone was evidently optimistic that there would be more than one person at a time clamoring to use such an apparatus.”

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Coyote has to moonlight as a technician to raise funds for ACME supplies. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Thread!: Fixer dono1 says, “This mush be how the Native American Indian tribes held up their telephone wires before the white man came along.”
Next: Fixer Rob says, “I hadn’t realized the native Americans had wired ahead for their reservations…”
Retort: Fixer dono1 says, “They only did it when they had a weak smoke signal.”
Followed By: Fixer TexasDan says, “Plus, you always want to call ahead and make sure they have TP.”
Finisher: Fixer dono1 says, “How.”

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I thought Harold only used purple crayons… – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer bob_super says. “With curves like this, it wasn’t gonna stay a single line very long.”

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Soon they will rise and take their rightful place. Soon. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer BaronOBeefDip says, “Here we see the rare wild Burrowing Fire-Hydrant. A solitary creature, it spends most of its life underground, surfacing only to feed and to find a mate.”

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No, no, no. This is all wrong. There should be at least ten more guys standing around. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer bubbaralph says, “This road was designed by Hot Wheels to add speed to slower drivers.”