Sports Truck: Not As Cool As It Sounds
Submitted by: Paul via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment(s)!: Fixer Dogmeat says, “This is like Mad Max meets Transformers meets Knight Rider. In a post-apocalyptic world, “Mad” Sam Knight speedily drives his vehicle and rusted companion T.R.U.K.K. in an epic race to Bartertown. The winner’s vehicle will then transform to face off in the Thunderdome against the undefeated Goliath Prime to hopefully emerge the victor and claim the coveted All Spark.”
If someone ACTUALLY does the above, even if it’s with clay and action figures sun bleached from the attic, I will post it on here for all the world to bask in the awesome. - Ms. Fix-It
AND: Fixer jpburns says, “Ah! Here we have a rare sight indeed! The natural enemy of the wooden pimperfish, The hybrid red-necked spoilered truckfish is a solitary creature, much like its distant cousin. Here we see the elusive creature using camouflage to make itself more appealing to females. Alas, most females are able to still tell that no spoilered truckfish can really make a suitable mate.
Should a spoilered truckfish and wooden pimperfish ever meet, conflict is almost guaranteed as the two will attempt to show dominance. The irony of their natural violence towards each other is that, since neither species has a high reproduction rate, they’ll more than like end up driving each other to extinction.”
