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Otherwise this too could happen to you. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Mr Bill says, “Obviously, this is where the giraffe riders dismount upon arrival.”

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All it takes is a complete disregard for safety and lack of self-preservation and this level of ingenuity can be yours! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Agujero says, “A strict follower of the “Saints of the Ladder Days Church”.

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Hunted to near extinction for their duct tape skins, only a handful remain in the wild. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Flo says, “This is a large alpha male. The females are usually station wagons and use packing tape instead.”

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The immoral jerks won’t even show their faces during their ransom video. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Eye Dee Ten Tee says, “This is my favorite part; when they discover they should have measured the window first.”

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Adventures in splinters and tetanus shots! Fun for the whole family! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Let’s see. What should I do first? The “Trip Down Memory Lane” slide where your whole life flashes before your eyes in 3 seconds? Decisions, decisions. There is supposed to be a “Bloody Mary”-go-round here somewhere. The tall weeds are making it difficult to locate, but it appears several kids have fanned out to join in the search. *KAWHUMP* Never mind. Little Gavin found it. Oh, and hey! It looks like he also lost his first tooth!”

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But all I want is my Mingus Dew. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer landminecat says, “Having unintentionally relieved itself on the concrete, the vending machine hastily beats a retreat, stumbling over a pavement and shedding a few bricks on its way.”

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And they say you never use math once you leave school. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer lazlo says, “So, the big question here is this: Is the guy too dumb to understand that you can maximize the effectiveness of your lever by placing the heaviest person on the far end, or is he smart enough to realize that pointing out that your wife is the heaviest person around might be hazardous to your health?”

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This is totally sa…OH GOD GRANDPA! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer bob_super says, “It’s working so well, it already cleanly cut a black rectangle out of the picture.”

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It’s the last jar and four pregnant women just entered the aisle. Your hubris has doomed us all! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Sofa King Cold says, “My, what a jarring discovery. You have to be gherkin my chain. I hope this isn’t the bread-and-butter of their maintenance team. Though I am relishing the resourcefulness.”

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Nothing wakes you up in the morning like dodging flying shards of china. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Blackmoore says, “The best part of waking up is the WTF in your cup!”